poemranker ::I hate people by Bazilla

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Free verse № 15373

I hate people

Member since 2002 · Posted 16 Sep 2002 · 10 comments

People, I hate them, They're so nosey. They stare at me, They plot my death. Oh I know, you think I'm paranoid, But I ask you, Is it paranoia, When they *are* out to get you? Whenever I go outside, The knives become carved, They want me to trip, to fall, I hate them! Opinions, their's do not matter, I don't care that I'm "sad", Only one thing matters, The Internet. The Internet forgives all, No-one criticises me, I own freedom, But then the real life appears. Why do they stop right in front of you? Why do they push ahead of you? Why can't the just walk the same speed? Why can't they stop annoying me? Jerk, I don't like you, leave me be, You don't care about me, I don't care about you, Why must you pretend? I'll tell you why, because you're a person that hates me, just like the rest of them!

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10 comments

[0] god'swife 16-Sep-02/3:04 PM Reply
I don't hate you, but I hate this poem. Stop wasting time beating the air. Not to mention this lacks anyhting resembling charm
[6] Ojiboch 16-Sep-02/4:33 PM Reply
I agree with you completely.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 16-Sep-02/5:12 PM Reply
Great poeme, buddy. I used to 'have a life'. I used to 'hang with friends'. But after... 'the accident'... things changed. I'd rather not talk about it, actually.
[10] yoda's aprentice 17-Sep-02/10:55 AM Reply
Brilliant, fantastic, spellbinding, some of your best work yet baz oh yeah and you smell!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › yoda's aprentice 17-Sep-02/11:18 AM Reply
It seems yoda's aprentice has returned to dish out the verbal justice. Great comment!!
[7] horus8 19-Sep-02/12:10 AM Reply
i do hate you but this is hillarious.
[3] Christof 19-Sep-02/2:34 AM Reply
I think you just need some friends....
[7] Tintagiles 30-Oct-02/8:08 PM Reply
Please tell me this is meant to be a funny poem. I gave you a high mark on the assumption it's meant to be this funny. If it wasn't, I'll have to bring down my vote by a lot.
[5] Edna Sweetlove 23-May-06/10:20 AM Reply
Passable. Dubious use of apostrophes.
[5] Edna Sweetlove 23-May-06/10:20 AM Reply
Passable. Dubious use of apostrophes.