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Haiku № 16392

The Poop Machines

by dougsoderstrom

Member since 2002 · Posted 20 Sep 2002 · Edited 20 Sep 2002 · 25 comments

We eat food, We digest it, And then we poop.

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25 comments

[6] Nicholas Jones 29-Sep-02/4:53 AM Reply
Can't really argue with that.
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › Nicholas Jones 29-Sep-02/10:56 AM Reply
Nicholas:
Thanks. Doug
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › dougsoderstrom 23-Jul-04/2:27 PM Reply
Nicholas:

Your quite welcome.

Doug
[n/a] aperfecttool77 22-Oct-02/9:54 PM Reply
354?
[7] razorgrin 23-Oct-02/6:59 AM Reply
Were that a proper haiku, i'd dance with glee. But it's fun nonetheless.
[n/a] Christof 23-Oct-02/7:44 AM Reply
It's a fundamental truth.
[0] poetandknowit 16-Jan-03/10:43 PM Reply
Duh. So we need a college educated man to spell it out for the masses? Is that it? Please, what was your purpose in writing this.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › poetandknowit 23-Jan-03/12:03 PM Reply
POETANDKNOWIT WAS SERIOUSLY WOUNDED, BUT THE SOUL STILL BURNS.
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › poetandknowit 23-Jul-04/2:28 PM Reply
Dear poetandknowit:

To remind you to take a good healthy shit.

Doug
[1] bondjedi 3-Apr-03/5:23 AM Reply
you're the worst god damn poet on this honkin' website and maybe in the whole world
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › bondjedi 23-Jul-04/2:29 PM Reply
Dear bondjedi:

Thank you......sweetheart!

Doug
[0] cleverdevice 20-May-03/9:12 AM Reply
Your shit. Bobjim looks like the Shake' compared with this effort. Do you even know what a haiku is?
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › cleverdevice 23-Jul-04/2:30 PM Reply
Dear cleverdevice:

Can you spell VOMIT?

Love,
Doug
[2] Robert K Foster 10-Jun-03/9:48 AM Reply
the meaning of life revealed.
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › Robert K Foster 23-Jul-04/2:31 PM Reply
Dear Robert K Foster:

Good point!

Doug
[n/a] sk8rs_rule_all 8-Jul-03/10:26 AM Reply
Um....Funny....Has a point, but....
[10] gorbichoff 10-Oct-03/11:15 PM Reply
that's definitely 10 material, definitely
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › gorbichoff 23-Jul-04/2:31 PM Reply
Dear gorbichoff:

THANKS!

Doug
[10] gorbichoff 10-Oct-03/11:15 PM Reply
that's definitely 10 material, definitely
[0] TAMARAG67 23-Jul-04/12:52 PM Reply
i'm sorry i have to go take a crap, now
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › TAMARAG67 23-Jul-04/2:26 PM Reply
TAMARAG67:

An absolutely wonderful comment to a "not so wonderful" poem!

Doug
[n/a] Dovina 23-Jul-04/2:52 PM Reply
I thought You wanted to rise above this sort of wallow. And going back this far to take another dip. Disgusting.
[n/a] Dovina › Dovina 23-Jul-04/3:19 PM Reply
I'm referring to your recent responses to comments.
[n/a] dougsoderstrom › Dovina 23-Jul-04/5:13 PM Reply
Dear Dovina:

Unfortunately, due to those things that have occurred in my life (too much to talk with you about at this time) I have been forced to walk through "the valley of shadow of death" waist deep far too many times!

Anyway, it's not that I have anything against the eating of food...... it's just that, for whatever reason, it seems to always end up turning to shit!

Love, Doug
[10] Silverjackel 18-Mar-06/8:36 PM Reply
I would have given this a 4, but after reading 9/11, I would give it an 11. Exquisite literature.