Haiku for Mum

by waltfreakinwhitman

Member since 2002 · Posted 1 Oct 2002 · 7 comments

Happy Mothers' Day! I spent nine months inside you How 'bout one more night?

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7 comments

[7] god'swife 1-Oct-02/10:12 AM Reply

Hahahahahahaha!!! Totally unexpected. great punchline, you sick bastard.

[n/a] waltfreakinwhitman › god'swife 1-Oct-02/10:45 AM Reply

Thanks! Your kind words and encouragement sustain me.

[n/a] INTRANSIT 1-Oct-02/11:05 AM Reply

Actually, I saw a sweeter side to this. Or maybe I should windex my minds eye.

[8] <~> 4-Oct-02/8:50 PM Reply

you dawg. you always crck me right the fuck up. nice job.

[10] horus8 12-Oct-02/3:52 PM Reply

YES! HORUS8 GOLDEN Q-TIP AWARD ON THIS FINE DAY why because oedipus means swollen foot.. because when 'they' found him as a baby he was hanging by his foot. congradulations are in order. 10!

[1] bonsaimirror 6-Nov-02/1:37 PM Reply

Ewwww!

[10] hipster flare 8-Jan-03/9:53 AM Reply

planning on being "born again" are we? how christian of you!