poemranker ::more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus} by horus8

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Haiku № 19869

more{Porn*Star}{Hai*kus}

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Oct 2002 · 12 comments

Ross was the new kid. The fluffer unzips and grins. And hung like James Dean. Quiet on the set Action! Fuck her to sleep kid quips the director. The kid mounts her up She whispers over shoulder. "Put it in my ass". "Okay, Ms. Lovecocks". States Ross with a mid-west smile. Some dreams can come true.

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12 comments

[7] god'swife 10-Oct-02/2:45 PM Reply
Revolting, but in a good way. Why does porn make me queasy? Should there be parenthesis' around L2 in the 1st Haiku?
[10] brazen 10-Oct-02/4:21 PM Reply
brillant...this just proves that no matter where I go online anymore I'll be face to face with porn. :::sigh::: oh well, back to making my porn page.
[0] Nicholas Jones 11-Oct-02/6:13 AM Reply
Wow! That's big and clever.
[8] razorgrin 11-Oct-02/7:03 AM Reply
quality porn poems. dirty in a wonderful way.
[9] <~> 11-Oct-02/7:22 AM Reply
you are a naughty boy and you deserve to be spanked. have a 9. you'll have to get the 6 yourself.
[n/a] horus8 › <~> 15-Oct-02/12:21 PM Reply
darling, i resemble that statement. get me a martini! missing you. nice rack, by the way. luv.h.
[9] <~> › horus8 15-Oct-02/12:24 PM Reply
ugh. i hate that word! i'll get you some merlot instead.
[n/a] horus8 › <~> 15-Oct-02/3:25 PM Reply
i take it you didn't read hit and run yet, little too much melot that night. i accordianed a honda with my truck at about 4 in the morning.i had a wave of merlot soak my entire dash board. lol!
[7] ==Doylum 29-Oct-02/5:29 AM Reply
more rudeness, im sure i've ranked this before.
I need finishing off

(_|_)
lovecocks likes it rough
heres twenty of the finest
now varnish that cane
(_*_)
Round up the tadpoles
Please undock Rear Admiral
And walk the plank quick

Aphrodites araldite
what best to stick together
broken sheriffs badge
(_o_)

gleet!
[n/a] horus8 › ==Doylum 29-Oct-02/12:37 PM Reply
obviously you've been varnishing mahogany at the private boys shavery again. i will pray for you and yours immediately. have fun with your squash before the seeds get salted. better let me borrow the elephant gun, another of our creations seems to have gotten out. maybe we need a higher fence? and fresh paint on the tree house.
[5] bonsaimirror 6-Nov-02/1:07 PM Reply
HAHAHA!!!!
:)
[7] deleted user 31-Jan-03/8:08 PM Reply
LOL, sick but good