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Limerick № 21487

Ted and Fred

Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Oct 2002 · 4 comments

There was a lad called Ted, Who was lock in his bed, His girl was a mushty, But he though she was cushty, But she really likes Fred

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4 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Oct-02/5:51 AM Reply
Excellent use of 'Fred' to rhyme with 'Ted'!!!111
[1] suckmychucks 11-Apr-03/9:12 PM Reply
timing is everything and you have nothing.
[10] Edna Sweetlove 21-Jun-06/4:48 AM Reply
Appallingly rhymed and written. A deserving 0/10. Well done dear.
[10] Edna Sweetlove 25-Feb-08/6:33 PM Reply
This is a dreadful poem. I think you should post it at another website I sometimes go to: http://poetryaddicts.pcriot.com/forum/ - it would be much loved there as indeed would you.....