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i'm the jesse james of the seven-eleven chain

Member since 2002 · Posted 29 Oct 2002 · 8 comments

my gloves are just socks! and i have a tin foil hat! i want candy smokes! nude on pcp. i tackle a cardboard prop. then steal some yohoo. no shirt plus no shoes. i go straight for the good porn while my friend gets beer. dressed like a cowboy. i tell you the guns are real. you wisely agree

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8 comments

[10] -=SeTTle=- 29-Oct-02/10:19 PM Reply
ha ha ha plop (laughed my nuts off)
[n/a] Bachus › -=SeTTle=- 29-Oct-02/10:30 PM Reply
glad you could make it.. i see you brought your grandmother again...excellent! i'll get the pudding.(i taped all seven days of the bold and the beatifull last week, and i have three dee glArseS..sit down and try the slippers..they're made from hippo.n
[7] <~> 30-Oct-02/7:02 AM Reply
yee-haw.
[10] xanthippe 30-Oct-02/10:03 PM Reply
love it :P
[10] razorgrin 31-Oct-02/2:23 PM Reply
awesome.
[n/a] Bachus › razorgrin 31-Oct-02/3:51 PM Reply
thanks..happy halloween! how are you these days? how is school and work? good i pray? well i hope the chuds in the mall aren't still making your analytical gauge go pertowie! you are an excellent writer, and i'm fond of your work also. have a perfect evening. ciao.
[7] Robert K Foster 10-Jun-03/9:24 AM Reply
yoohoo rocks. gotta love chocolate water.
[0] Doug 10-Sep-04/11:01 PM Reply
Boring.