I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard)

Now don't get me wrong, I ain't some kinda crazy, It's just that my mem'ries are sorta, well, hazy... Life dealt me a bad one, which strikes me as crass, So don't blame me when I KICK YOUR ASS! (chorus) Whoh, yeah, I'm a social misfit! Whoh, yeah, people close to me die, I'm a killer by trade, but it don't make me bad - I'm just a homcidal kind of guy. I went to the drug store with a new PPK, Walked up to the cashier, and blew him away. The cops tried to catch me by the moviedrome, So I filled 'em with lead, and then walked right on home. (chorus) My habits made momma extremely mad. She never recovered when I throttled my dad. But look on the bright side - now she can't complain, 'Cos I chopped off her head, and then mailed it to Spain (chorus) So that pretty much covers my whole life story, It's kind of heart-warming, if unnaturally gory. Now you really should leave better give me the slip, 'Cos my magnum is loaded, and your name's on the clip! (chorus x2) Whoh, yeah, I'm a social misfit! Whoh, yeah, people close to me die, I'm a killer by trade, but it don't make me bad - I'm just a homcidal kind of guy. I'm just a homicidal kind of guy... (repeat and fade)