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Yardbird

Member since 21 Oct 2002 · 21 poems · 0 favorites

About
Bebop saxophonist and music lover (my username is a reference to both the legendary alto sax player/god Charlie Parker - he kicks ARSE!!!! - and Eric Clapton's band - cheers to Frass for spotting that one!)
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http://www.thebebopshop.com
Location
United Kingdom
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Me mates!
Last active
27 Jun 2003, 7:40 AM
Last login
27 Jun 2003, 7:40 AM
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FormVotesAverage
Free verse367.50
Haiku38.67
Lyric62.67
Limerick53.60
Ode36.67
Other20.50
All556.38

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FormComments
Free verse99
Haiku13
Lyric15
Limerick33
Ode16
Other28
Sonnet12
All216

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0 poems marked as favorites.

  1. The Farmer's In His Den...
    Lyric 4 comments last vote 9 Sep 2006 (5) last comment 4 Aug 2003
    5.00 4 votes
  2. If this isn't plagiarism I don't know what is...
    Sonnet 17 comments last vote 8 Oct 2006 (0) last comment 20 May 2003
    4.08 7 votes
  3. Dick Turpin - Rogue, Highwayman, Misogynist...
    Free verse 3 comments last vote 8 Oct 2006 (7) last comment 13 Apr 2003
    4.76 5 votes
  4. Okay, so it doesn't actually work, it's still shit-funny...
    Limerick 5 comments last vote 25 Aug 2005 (6) last comment 3 Aug 2004
    4.91 11 votes
  5. RSPCA got here just a likkle bit late...
    Haiku 4 comments last vote 7 Mar 2006 (0) last comment 12 Apr 2003
    4.70 8 votes
  6. Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder?
    Haiku 5 comments last vote 7 Mar 2006 (0) last comment 7 Mar 2006
    4.67 9 votes
  7. Tree (WARNING: do NOT hug!)
    Other 14 comments last vote 9 Sep 2006 (0) last comment 29 Aug 2006
    4.75 10 votes
  8. I Had A Little Nut Tree
    Free verse 32 comments last vote 8 Oct 2006 (6) last comment 16 Jan 2003
    6.03 37 votes
  9. 5.67 20 votes
  10. A load of bollocks - literally!!!
    Limerick 20 comments last vote 16 Jan 2007 (6) last comment 14 Sep 2004
    6.65 19 votes
  11. Sod this! This poem can't rhyme for toffee...
    Limerick 6 comments last vote 4 Apr 2006 (10) last comment 3 Aug 2004
    6.07 13 votes
  12. Damn you, Mary Poppins...
    Haiku 8 comments last vote 7 Mar 2006 (6) last comment 9 Jan 2003
    4.77 11 votes
  13. I'm a homicidal kind of guy (spoof of every 'down-home' song you've ever heard)
    Lyric 8 comments last vote 11 Apr 2006 (5) last comment 9 Jan 2003
    5.86 11 votes
  14. Ode to a Depleted Uranium Shell
    Ode 17 comments last vote 5 Oct 2006 (7) last comment 5 Oct 2006
    5.49 22 votes
  15. Surreal...
    Sonnet 14 comments last vote 5 Oct 2006 (8) last comment 5 Oct 2006
    5.22 27 votes
  16. Dead Poets' Society (Joke)
    Other 11 comments last vote 4 Oct 2006 (4) last comment 4 Oct 2006
    5.61 16 votes
  17. Clerihews (here you go, Nicholas Jones!)
    Free verse 8 comments last vote 5 Oct 2006 (0) last comment 11 Oct 2004
    5.67 9 votes
  18. Got Balls?
    Haiku 10 comments last vote 6 Feb 2006 (3) last comment 13 Mar 2003
    4.73 22 votes
  19. Ignoranus
    Limerick 14 comments last vote 15 Mar 2007 (0) last comment 15 Mar 2007
    6.04 17 votes
  20. Beer
    Haiku 11 comments last vote 7 Mar 2006 (5) last comment 13 Mar 2003
    5.00 13 votes
  21. The Elephant Olympics
    Free verse 24 comments last vote 8 Oct 2006 (4) last comment 1 Jan 2003
    5.66 24 votes

Across them: score 5.30 from 315 votes · mean rank 6197.48 · 250 comments · last vote 15 Mar 2007 · last comment 15 Mar 2007