poemranker ::OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history... by Yardbird

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Limerick № 35024

OK, I apologize - it's steaming shite and no mistake, but it was the best I could come up with on the spur of the moment. I'm off to slit my wrists now, since writer's block has sent me spiralling into the depths of the deepest depression in human history...

by Yardbird

Member since 2002 · Posted 10 Jan 2003 · 14 comments

There was a banana called Mary, Who was un-peeled, half-eaten and hairy. Some monk from Tibet Took her home as a pet, Thinking she was his long-lost canary.

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14 comments

[10] cleverdevice 10-Jan-03/3:25 AM Reply
Oh yes, seven years in tibet 2 I think.
[10] Ranger 10-Jan-03/4:00 AM Reply
Marvellous
[8] razorgrin 10-Jan-03/9:59 AM Reply
groove. in the heart and the poem.
[8] TmaraZ112 10-Jan-03/10:08 AM Reply
This one has no man kissing, masturbation or huge ascii art of anything amusing. 8.
[9] Bachus 10-Jan-03/1:22 PM Reply
that was like the incredible journey, but even more credible.???
[10] Robert K Foster 17-Jan-03/11:38 AM Reply
I hope you don't hurt yourself. It isn't the right thing to do. I like this limerick lots and lots and I hope you stick around and write more.
[6] suckmychucks 11-Apr-03/9:13 PM Reply
this limerick makes me want to hurt myself.
[10] god'swife 11-Apr-03/10:09 PM Reply
Haha hohohohohohoho.....heheheheheee.

That was great!
[10] god'swife 11-Apr-03/10:11 PM Reply
My writing sucks.
[n/a] OneFingerAnswer › god'swife 19-Apr-03/3:31 PM Reply
You are such a liar.
[0] King Abdullah I 11-Jul-03/2:48 AM Reply
Get out of the Top Twenty and stay out!
[7] horus8 11-Jul-03/11:59 AM Reply
Chilling.
[10] deleted user 3-Aug-04/11:02 AM Reply
I wish my writers block was this good. 10.
[10] Ranger 6-Oct-06/12:18 AM Reply
This is in the running for the awarde of 'Finest Title Of Ever'.