poemranker ::my goat by joey

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Free verse № 25871

my goat

Member since 2002 · Posted 20 Nov 2002 · 10 comments

fly fly fly away ugly your pets are annoying the dog, cat and monkey they ate my goat which isnt fair buy me a new one with long hair your mushroom house with pink spots what the hell were you playing at lines and dots?????? you think ur funny you thing ur smart but really you have a killing heart the moral of this story which i shall now tell.... dont ever buy goats they just leave a smell.

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10 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20-Nov-02/5:26 AM Reply
Your poeme is this good: quite
[n/a] razorgrin 20-Nov-02/7:03 AM Reply
i like goats. they're cute.
[0] poetandknowit 20-Nov-02/10:47 AM Reply
Is it an African goat? also, what does "ur" mean. Is that teenage hipster speak.
[n/a] <~> › poetandknowit 20-Nov-02/11:12 AM Reply
isn't it like the pre-recorded history source? as in "ur hamlet"?
there were goats in prehistory, right?
[0] poetandknowit › <~> 20-Nov-02/11:23 AM Reply
I shall ask that on friday. so it is literary hipster speak.
[n/a] <~> › poetandknowit 20-Nov-02/11:25 AM Reply
are you saying joey's got a limited vocabulary?
[0] poetandknowit › <~> 20-Nov-02/11:38 AM Reply
No. Don't bait me. I just want to know what "ur" means.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › poetandknowit 20-Nov-02/11:43 AM Reply
I want doesn't get.
[n/a] joey › poetandknowit 21-Nov-02/12:57 AM Reply
ur is text language for your!!!
[5] rnuk 14-Aug-06/2:15 PM Reply
This is simply not true. Goats can be milked and the milk can be made into tasty cheeses.

Starts off good, gets silly (bad silly) very quickly.