Some place west of here, or the big blah blah. both apply

Last weeks whistle went something like this: tweet, tweet, tweetle-lee. twat, twat twitle-lie. tweet, tweet, twatle-lee. twat, twat, twotle-die. HERE! WE FIND! THE PLUSH-BRAIN! THERE! WE FIND! HER SOFT-CRIME! WITH! SO MUCH! TO CONTEMPLATE! HOW! DOES SHE! EVEN FIND THE TIME!? late night, disco goddess migrain, fogtooth flawless, headlight, real time, drawback hindsight, cut me, no slack. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! gave up the whistle to pull cord my scream this week, saved up and de-toed my feet the axe on the board goes: whack, whackity, whack. crack, crickity, crack. crack, cra-crack, cra-crack, crickity whack. all night, blood flow, cat call your friends, make up, the mall now day, you sleep, mouth mint pillow case, fruitpicked, transient. She don't pretend too Know all my secrets She don't pretend too Know all my lies She don't get dressed In front of a mirror She wont make love When it is still light She likes to think She's better then they are She'd like to think That thought's not a why under the cover of surreal nostalgia She sells bottles of tears For the predicat's lie. Could you show me? Would you show me? How you do it Could you teach me? Would you teach me? At least just try. I want to try too Be more like she is I'd like to see If I even could I wish she'd teach me How to do that trick I wonder if she Even would bother How would I ask her? Being her brother How could I ask her? Knowing her name. Could you show me? Would you show me? Why you do it Could you teach me? Would you teach me? Please just try. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! THERE! WE SAW! YOUR MARMALADE THANKS! I KNEW IT! ALL ALONG! HERE'S! A JAR! FOR YOUR PENNY AIM! AND! A KNIFE! TO SPREAD IT All! and the dj goes whoop whoop and the stupid girl's with me and the fat chicks sit silent and the rest is just history.