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Flamin Monkey's

Member since 2002 · Posted 23 Oct 2002 · 14 comments

They run up trees they climb down trees on each and every day, but once a year they laugh and shout causing misery and dismay. This day is known as fry day, Or death and human stew day, when the chimps run round with only the sound of flamethrowers set on high! We're toast the people cried, and more than half of them died, if only they could have contained, the secrets they tried to hide. The monkey's run the monkey's jump the monkey's prance around, with flamespitting death at their fingertips, wreaking havoc to the ground. They cannot be caught they cannot be fought the monkey's are to quick, and armed with their trusty flamethrowers they'll bury you 6 feet thick! So as you sleep little children keep the chimps fresh in your mind, for otherwise when your not looking, they'll toast you from behind!

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14 comments

[6] INTRANSIT 23-Oct-02/6:34 AM Reply
Wierd. Some potential.
[9] razorgrin 23-Oct-02/6:47 AM Reply
Now this, this one I like. Quite a bit.
[n/a] Yardbird 23-Oct-02/6:55 AM Reply
Dude, what have you been smoking?
Pretty good, though, and the scantion isn't too bad either!
[8] jessicazee 23-Oct-02/4:15 PM Reply
Your plural of 'monkeys' should exclude the apostrophes. I like anything with monkeys.
[n/a] cleverdevice 25-Oct-02/2:22 AM Reply
Haha, that is wonderful.
[n/a] deadstar 7-Nov-02/5:48 AM Reply
Brilliant, I needed a laugh and you completely satisfied my warped humour.Just the thought of a monkey with a flamethrower...
[n/a] The Eskimo King 11-Nov-02/2:06 AM Reply
Very very good, but change dismay for dispair! may not rhyme,but sounds better!
[n/a] Ranger 25-Nov-02/3:50 AM Reply
Shep, is this an attempt at an autobiography? Is it?
[7] debased 30-Nov-02/4:25 PM Reply
nice 7
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> 30-Nov-02/4:39 PM Reply
so you say, but have you heard a gibbon sing?
[9] lunar 8-Dec-02/1:45 PM Reply
i like ur style it is very unique
[10] Agemo-Z 8-Dec-02/7:58 PM Reply
I can't argue with monkey's [sic]. With flamethrowers.
[9] razorgrin 9-Dec-02/12:27 PM Reply
of course you can't, hierophant Agemo-z. hail zaius. give him a hug for me.
[4] nentwined 4-Oct-06/5:59 PM Reply
's is a _possessive_, except in the case of "it's".

You slay me.

cute, ish.