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Fuck the system by which we live

Member since 2003 · Posted 11 Jan 2003 · Edited 26 Feb 2003 · 18 comments

To be in your arms would make shout OH GOD, MMM just to touch that bod I think you got a big cock, makes me think of a dress sock Me I move faster than the clock, Just wait till I leave you in shock You say you like it rough, I'll make sure you've had more than enough You tried to call my bluff and I'll still grab ur stuff I'll make you hard, thank god it's not made o' lard I'll leave you marred, try not to make you scarred You'll be to busy moanin' to bother with words to say the things I'd do make my dad's hair go grey I'll make you scream in a way that'd make you sway I'll bite ur neck, make sure my teeth leave more than a speck There is a way to put me in check Fight in one direction back, then you could defeat me in the sack The thong I wear is black, and does that mean jack? You think I am callow, how can that be if I am shallow? You leave me weak, I'm so horny I'd even bang a geek The way I groove is in freak, God I gotta take a leak Tickle me and make me squeak, I'll bite down to make you shriek There is no stint so cluck boo and the mint Again in your eyes that malicious glint Now it's ur turn to make me feel the pain, go ahead beat me with a cane My favorite place is in the rain, what makes you think I feign It's just not the same when your the one to blame If I scream like a banshee you did what made me happy I'll let you stick that frozen bass up my ass What I say may be crass do I give a dang 'bout class I'd more than once acted as whore, just not to be a bore I'd said no more guys once before And after I met you what the cluck, how bout one more A good place to shag is at the shore, got to make a stop by the store Now you got ur pocket full o'rubbers, add in a few clubbers Now we got the orgy so lets tape it for others to see I'll give such a dance in your lap, that you'd think the come is on tap I'm done with you there isn't even a scrap, for me you've set a trap on my ass I get a sharp slap, don't you dare take a nap For if you shut ur eye, next thing you know I'm humping your thigh Never thought of being shy, so what if I feel like clucking a guy Get drunk on whisky and rye, after that down comes the fly So say what you want I'll still cluck you stitch :-D<=8 :-D<=8 :-D<=8 :-D<=8 :-D<=8 :-D<=8 :-D<=8 like my pictures?

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18 comments

[0] Freethinker1602 12-Jan-03/8:03 AM Reply
Hehehe. That was funny. I hope more People get to read this.
[7] horus8 12-Jan-03/11:58 AM Reply
"There is no stint so cluck boo and the mint" great line, i've never seen someone prophesise with a dislocated face. interesting.
[8] Topaz Servias 12-Jan-03/3:13 PM Reply
oh My god you actually put THAT on here, well, grr... You'll get it just you wait.....
[n/a] Lucifer › Topaz Servias 12-Jan-03/3:58 PM Reply
God I want to know what you'd do. I like being spontaneous. So you'll just have to show me. Put your version up...
[0] smlink84 › Topaz Servias 13-Jan-03/8:35 PM Reply
What The hell is all this about, TOPAZ?
[10] Ranger 13-Jan-03/2:27 AM Reply
Haahaahaa! Funny! Oh, mirth! Here-I don't rank so poorly.
[0] OneFingerAnswer 13-Jan-03/1:53 PM Reply
I guess I have no sense of humor cause I didn't find these forced rhymes and middle school jokes combined in a mess of bad poetry funny. Oh well. By the way if you're going to say fuck then just say it.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 13-Jan-03/3:21 PM Reply
settle.
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 13-Jan-03/3:31 PM Reply
what is this? the continental breakfast. again <reader slams the stewardess in the fACE WITH A plastic tire iron with a made in china stamp, the plane celebrates, and everyone agrees that they should indeed wing clip the head off of the statue of liberty. why not, more of this meatloaf is the end anyway> you're a fucking sinkhole. shame.
[0] ChunkyHunkyMonkey 13-Jan-03/6:01 PM Reply
nice very nice
[0] ChunkyHunkyMonkey 13-Jan-03/6:01 PM Reply
nice very nice
[10] kasei 13-Jan-03/8:00 PM Reply
Very fun! ^_^
[0] smlink84 13-Jan-03/8:35 PM Reply
What a sorry piece of crap. Take care.
[5] Caducus 14-Jan-03/1:42 AM Reply
Needed a light read
[n/a] Lucifer › Caducus 26-Feb-03/3:52 PM Reply
Yes I fixed everything, sorry bout posting all the stuff that shouldn't be dust myte, The purpose is to be on the list of the worst poems written. I pitty you.
[n/a] god'swife 26-Feb-03/4:28 PM Reply
Sometimes the gold gets swallowed, but then it comes out your ass buried undered a pile of crap. This needs to be dug through.

[0] ChunkyHunkyMonkey 28-Feb-03/8:50 AM Reply
i changed my mind
[0] razorgrin 28-Feb-03/9:38 AM Reply
Blahblahblah. i'm a better pornographer than you, so there.Yonic 0.