Member since 2002 · Posted 21 Oct 2002 · 87 comments
I have a good friend named maria,
But unfortunately ive never seen her.
She likes to help out,
when i get given a clout,
by barstards who have gonareha!
This must be the most idiotic thing ever posted on this site -- including all the various rants from people leaving. If 'twas at least well-written, and amusing -- but this is beneath contempt.
Well, perhaps I misremember Poetie's dissapearance. This is still quite close. When I say 'idiotic', I mean as poemes go, and excuses for poemes, rather than rants.
All right, I admit it. Poetie does beat this guy. I was going through the comments on one of your poemes and found the 'I will be contacting the FBI' remark. I think that takes the prize of those left on here.
Want to hear my bet, darlink? Though I'm sure you know. Look at his other stuff and the answer becomes obvious. 'Tis it not amusing that the poor little girl's worst spelling is always when she's squealing about how she can spell?
Of course I know, dearest. I was more hoping it was an ironic statement because I don't like to believe people are that stupid, even when the evidence is right before my eyes.
Wonderful. You have no idea how painful it can get trapped in a one room schoolhouse with 20 people who make our friend maria look like an inspired authoress. I find myself thinking about how quickly all of that old wood would burn...
How about trapped in a classroom with eight middle-aged-to-old teachers getting the last credits they need for their final Education Certificate? Or with three others in a course on the novel where we study nothing but the novel? And of course all these courses are dumbed down for the masses. Of inbred Acadians. Unfortunately, this campus is fairly new cement.
I have a good friend named Sir Bum.
A scoundrel like you he'd benumb
With his rolling pins three
And the greatest of glee.
Wait, hold on a sec. I've just come.
neither. it was when mum called for a refreshering. the philladelphia brig is no laughing matter my friend they take their delousings seriously. it's a shame that you don't. thanks for the beans and the map.???
In an alternative universe there would be no distinction between good and bad, and as a result we would have no prohibitions against anything, and furthermore this would be considered a masterpiece. Unfortunately we don't, so it's actually crap.
DUDE your arse smells almost as horribly as your poems and seeing as your my friend as well what does that make you!! an annonomous looser!!? anyway you suck i suck we all fucking suck!!
lets all be crap together!
Looser? Dear, oh dear, oh sodding dear!!!!!!!!!
Man, your poems reach all-new depths of shiteness that the rest of us could never reach, even if we tried. Sorry, but we'll just have to let you be crap on your own (aww, diddums!).
Ok, this is just poor. Dude, learn to spell, and don't write any contrived rubbish just to make the lines rhyme. You really need to sort out your act, and please stop spewing that 'daywalker' macho-crap!
Yes, and your username is a similar attempt to make yourself out as something other than a fat bloated swine who can only make friends anonymously! And as for you having a friend, she only likes you out of pity - if she knew what you were really like, she'd probably vomit. Leave this site NOW, before you drag it and its reputation even further into the gutter.
This putrid pile of festering bile should never have seen the light of day. 0. Add to the equation that if you feel that making friends with an illiterate deserves "poetic" tribute, I conclude that you are one lonely bitch, in addition to being an appalling poet. I bid you good day.
Dude yo really need to lighten up youre just pissed coz i have made at least one friend on this site and your plagurised poems are leading you to a life of lonliness so screw you biatch
There once was a young man called Blade
Who's poems were crap and depraved
His poems ain't swell
Because he cain't spell
That uneducated young man called Blade
Sorry for using 'cain't'...just couldn't resist using the ol' Southern accent (even though I'm English). Oh no, I'd better run:-I think I can hear Maria...
Jeez Maria and Blade are getting the last rung since I've been here. Hi blade I'm the bipolar one. I was just about to leave and pretend I did not see the stuff I saw, considering that I have used english wrongly on more than one occassion, I thought I might have some compassion for you. Reading your poem twice changed all that, it is exactly what everyone else calls it: SHIT(E)!!!!
Cheers! Why are people repeatedly voting above zero? If we're not careful, this might get lifted off the bottom! What a crime! This place is rightfully Blade's.
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* luves reading comments* LMFAO! Man u ppl....... seriously no offense, but i think i have more of a life right now then i had ever hoped to believe after reading all that and wasting my time. I thank ye.
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A scoundrel like you he'd benumb
With his rolling pins three
And the greatest of glee.
Wait, hold on a sec. I've just come.
lets all be crap together!
Man, your poems reach all-new depths of shiteness that the rest of us could never reach, even if we tried. Sorry, but we'll just have to let you be crap on your own (aww, diddums!).
Anyways the "daywalker" stuff fits in wit my username so screw you bitch!
PS - your poems still suck dog balls.
Who's poems were crap and depraved
His poems ain't swell
Because he cain't spell
That uneducated young man called Blade
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