Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons

Member since 2002 · Posted 19 Jan 2003 · 6 comments

My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons Photosynthesis powered Kale~Gun When I get bored, bad shit happens Titanium hooves for drive by cappin's With the nose of 'an' Parson My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons Own a hundred and one acres in the Hamptons Samson's hair, Attila's, Hun's bun When I get bored, bad shit happens My Ancestors were thee decommissioned Alexandrians Not just any ordinary Mason My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons I own a newspaper, ask my Sec. Miss Tappin's I buy off people, in the name of fun When I get bored, bad shit happens As I approach the hipster's say "Sir Saggin's!" The back of my shirt says i'm #1!!!! My name is Mooseknuckle MacFoofingtons When I get bored, bad shit happens.

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[5] deleted user 20-Jan-03/3:45 AM Reply

Twould be better if it included smurfs

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › deleted user 20-Jan-03/11:26 AM Reply

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! damnit man..it's in the lab arriving this morning, but being a vilanelle..it must be refined and cultured.
We can't have others 'knowing about it'..look for the ultimate smurf vilanelle by noon, lest we know the truth. we are all in extraordinary danger.

[n/a] Bachus › <{Baba^Yaga}> 20-Jan-03/1:02 PM Reply

Ahhh..you lied..'twas a sonnet> Nicholas Jones taught you how, now look at you. bitch.

[9] Ranger 20-Jan-03/4:10 AM Reply

That's just nitpicking. I love this.

[9] INTRANSIT 20-Jan-03/6:39 AM Reply

The underlying story is killer. My favorite kind of truth.

[n/a] horus8 10-Dec-03/5:08 PM Reply

I often get a kick out of myself because, I'm not well in the head.