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Ode № 37373

Ode to spoons

Member since 2003 · Posted 21 Jan 2003 · 6 comments

Oh happy rumbunctious spoon, You strange crazy moon, Made of finest sheffield steel, Or, plastic with a tacky feel, Full of modern domestic use, And never suffering verbal abuse, You stir, trickle and fold, Porrage thats 4 days old, Oh perfectly formed stirring tool, With more uses than a wooden stool, To dismiss you as another appliance, I will fight with great defiance, Though of your infinite simple pleasure, I cannot continue to write without measure, Of all things that must come to an End, So must my poem of you, my faithful, friend,

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[9] horus8 21-Jan-03/5:25 PM Reply
Once a made a maple spagetti sauce spoon in woodshop in the 8th grade. It never touched the sauce only my ass.(my grammies weapon on my) then later when i was a junky...my dad would call me spoony? what a dick huh. That was the evolution of me and my spoons. I enjoyed your tale better.
[10] razorgrin 22-Jan-03/6:42 AM Reply
Fantastic. All the spoons in my house are dirty and in the kitchen sink, but they dance for you, good sir.
[9] INTRANSIT 22-Jan-03/7:04 AM Reply
small stainlees scoop of happiness.
[9] lunar 25-Jan-03/10:19 AM Reply
Oh how wonderfully beautiful- you are certainly a genius-at least in the art of describing cutlery-if not life itself.
[1] T'ien 9-Mar-03/3:19 PM Reply
im gonna vote it down cos im bitter and twisted and think u put far to much effort into a poem about spoons

[0] Yardbird 13-Apr-03/12:55 PM Reply
Absolute shit - 0.