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Ode № 37482

Sex with a hairy brazilian

Member since 2002 · Posted 22 Jan 2003 · Edited 22 Aug 2003 · 10 comments

Met a beautiful girl in Rio, She was dancing the bossa nova, I was burning like Rome under Nero, Then she smiled and walked over. She didn't speak very good English, But God gave good French, I tried to get her name but she wouldn?t let me finish, Feeling her thighs on a bench. Apparently I made her wet, My mates looked pissed off I had won the bet, We then took a walk to this rundown shack, Where rivers of scars became etched on my back, Her breasts were a tribute to gravity, I gnawed on them like a newborn puppy, I have never seen thighs gyrate so fast, My cock was in need of an elastoplast, She sucked me, fucked me, bit me, hit me, Jesus Christ came to visit me, And God what a carnal blessing I had. But then things went from good to bad. She laid there spread eagled forcing my head lower, I acted all dejected and said 'let me get to know you' But this broad was not listening, I stared at 5 pounds of labia glistening, I had never seen such a hairy muff, The last hair ended at her belly, I took a bite, it was tough like plumbers jelly. I thought of the Queen Mother in a thong, Humming the anthem of the Birdie song, Anything to take my mind from the moment. Eventually She came and I went, My mouth numb, my cock bent, Looking back a night well spent. Brazilian girls are great till they strip, So remember to run like hell, When you hear them undo their zip.

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10 comments

[n/a] razorgrin 22-Jan-03/6:40 AM Reply
Well, that's unfortunate. perhaps you should always carry a Lady Gilette and some shaving cream in case of such emergencies.
[n/a] scitz › razorgrin 22-Jan-03/9:53 AM Reply
Theres nothin like a mouthful of salty brazil nuts to salivate the mouth (she told me).

Everytime I wear my I LOVE BRAZIL T-Shirt it is with pride.
[8] wOrnella Mutiw 22-Jan-03/7:04 AM Reply
a hairy Brazillian? Where the hell do Brazillian waxes come from then? A painful experience indeed. Hahaaaaaaa....you always make me laugh....8
[8] Ranger 22-Jan-03/1:15 PM Reply
Good work, scitz, good work!
[8] Mr Pig 28-May-03/8:20 AM Reply
How vulgar, you lout !
[10] INTRANSIT 18-Jun-03/7:20 AM Reply
Gross, but well done.
[8] horus8 18-Jun-03/10:30 AM Reply
I laughed.
[8] horus8 18-Jun-03/10:36 AM Reply
Oh, senseless plug

http://www.garageband.com/genre/raprock

I'm at the bottom with the track of the day, again.
[9] DreamerSupreme 23-Aug-03/3:02 AM Reply
"I took a bite" really? did she kick you in the face afterwards? lol.

heres a 9.
[7] titan69 1-Nov-03/11:45 AM Reply
YOU SHOULD READ MY POEM SEX WITH A WOOLY SHEEP
KNOW THAT IS GROSS.