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The Sunset Blvd. Cabbage limericks

by Shardik

Member since 2003 · Posted 30 Jan 2003 · 6 comments

We brought Pa's ashes home in a box Stopping to get some coffee and lox I met a star fucker Named Chewie the clucker Slurping soy lattes with Courtney Cox I bet you're thinking, what about Pa? and all of those miserable nights watching Hee Haw Son, you shain't ever fear As you back hand a tear I wonder if this place has coleslaw?

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[7] Ranger 30-Jan-03/11:11 AM Reply
Kerrrazzeeeee...eee...ee..e

Hey, if you want to see weird poetry, mine's weird. Also Doyetevsky, whatever his name is does strange stuff.
[7] Ranger › Ranger 30-Jan-03/11:12 AM Reply
I meant Dostoyevsky.
[n/a] Shardik › Ranger 30-Jan-03/12:10 PM Reply
I gathered that.
[n/a] razorgrin 30-Jan-03/12:54 PM Reply
Mmm..soy lattes.
[10] Teen14 31-Jan-03/4:21 PM Reply
I love limmericks hehe.
[6] suckmychucks 10-Apr-03/12:01 PM Reply
doesnt make any sense..hee haw. yes, hee haw indeed.