poemranker ::Asian Bicycle Saga by TanHand

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Free verse № 40080

Asian Bicycle Saga

by TanHand

Member since 2003 · Posted 12 Feb 2003 · Edited 30 Mar 2003 · 7 comments

herro I good at math ROOKIE ROOKIE I STEAL UR BICYCLE! I have little member to type up lincos YOU NO MAKE ME COSYSOP!! good at math Young un's sit on Chan's rap He stroke beard and tell you all big story!! I see you outside cobol crassloom You ask me hey 'dude' what you doing in my way I don't see no fucking train tracks No dirty shirt to raundel No leason to bow like dippy dippy water bird No pachinko machine to service with tiny lincos member And then you feign feal cos you think I rike bruce lee or chun lee or law from tekken when in reality I don't even rike them I just rike anyone else When I rook in bathroom mirror I wipe con..condenSAtion off Do not know what I am rooking at Is mystery to me <sfx: gong>

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7 comments

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Feb-03/8:38 PM Reply
Treat me mean, I need the reputation.
[n/a] TanHand › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Feb-03/8:48 PM Reply
What do you fucking mean fucking fucker fuck
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › TanHand 12-Feb-03/8:50 PM Reply
What I did there was to use the title of a song as my comment!
[n/a] TanHand › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Feb-03/9:58 PM Reply
OMG Tatu is AWESOME. This is the BEST SMITHS COVER EVER.
[n/a] TanHand › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 12-Feb-03/10:02 PM Reply
Do you like T.A.T.U.?? I think the dykey one is hot in a not yet 18 sort of way. GUHHHHH
[n/a] wOrnella Mutiw 15-Feb-03/7:59 PM Reply
Ahhhh.....you took a line from a Lil' Kim song. You should try doing the Hungarian alphabet while you're at it.
[2] deleted user 17-Feb-03/12:45 PM Reply
Technically this is fine. I personally don't like the content. Maybe poetry is supposed to evoke a reaction, but I guess that explains my rating.