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Perversions 7: Viva Las Naked

by razorgrin

Member since 2002 · Posted 28 Mar 2003 · 6 comments

Plushies Hank loved Bobo, his plush teddy bear He was ecstatic when touching him "there". But Hank's greatest delight was going all night Giving Bobo new "stuffing" to spare. DVDA "It's exessive" the director did say critiquing Candi's DVDA "But I gotta say it would make my day if you'd lean over a little my way." Autofellatio Hank had an idea he thought fine after drinking three bottles of wine. From giving self-head he was later found dead as the contorsions had fractured his spine.

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[8] Tintagiles 28-Mar-03/11:12 PM Reply
Alas, I'm afraid these aren't your best, darlink. 1's alright, 2's somewhat obscure and boring, and 3's nothing special. Though funny.

Is Hank one of your acquaintances? If so, please don't tell me which one.
[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom 29-Mar-03/7:37 AM Reply
Glad your working on new peversions but... I agree these aren't your best but I realise it must be a hard to come up unusal fetishes and five line ways to describe them. -8-

P.S. I know someone who can do the last one. He says it gives him a cramp in the neck.
[n/a] Fear of Garbage 29-Mar-03/4:13 PM Reply
your other perversions are much better.
[n/a] razorgrin › Fear of Garbage 30-Mar-03/12:58 PM Reply
Yeah, I know. Anywho. "hank" is actually three people I've met. they are all alive and well. i think the DVDA one was fun.
[8] nentwined 22-May-04/3:59 PM Reply
I had to look up DVDA. I have to say.
[5] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:14 PM Reply
last line: contortions.