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bottoms up

by suckmychucks

Member since 2003 · Posted 9 Apr 2003 · 6 comments

Drinking is bad for your bladder. Don’t drink when you're climbing a ladder. And unless you're a pro with a rake and a hoe, Don’t drink when you're using the latter.

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[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom 9-Apr-03/12:38 PM Reply
Witty.
[n/a] suckmychucks › thepinkbunnyofdoom 10-Apr-03/7:28 PM Reply
i'm "witty" one minute, and "not witty" the next. oh why do you torment me so? i feel i shall lose sleep over this paradoxical turn of events! *fans bosom*
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom › suckmychucks 11-Apr-03/3:30 AM Reply
I found this to be witty because, unlike your others,this one was quite funny. Maybe its because it is the name works so well, or maybe its just the image of someone drunk falling on their bum. Either way its much more humorish and has an appeal that the other pieces you wrote. Anyway there is clear mental image and a sense of FUN in its inmature nature. Your others lack in that fold.Therefore I deem this piece worthy of reading unlike the others.
;)
[n/a] suckmychucks › thepinkbunnyofdoom 11-Apr-03/8:19 PM Reply
thanks for the cookie. now edit your sentences before you stop breathing for 50 seconds at a time.
[7] thepinkbunnyofdoom › suckmychucks 11-Apr-03/8:49 PM Reply
Why?? To be honest your not worth that much of my time. I gave you about 30 seconds out of my busy morning, which is quite nice of me I'd say and even that was too much.
[0] razorgrin 10-Apr-03/11:08 AM Reply
Shitty. Sounds like you just discovered booze. You're all "hee hee, look, I'm drinking BEER!" So lame.