Jimmy

Member since 2002 · Posted 15 Jul 2002 · 1 comment

Jimmy lives atop the checkerboard below green lights shaking drinks in a pink tuxedo. Benign smile Pushing poison to the general's daughter who lines up her olives making sure that she's had too much before she porns herself to the nearest would-be rockstar. Clinking ice, shake don't stir once in a while steals a dance from a tatooed beauty who drives a hundred miles to see him every Tuesday. Jimmy slides across the room steps only on white squares making sure they mop his mess the morning after. Wanting nothing but the love of a sueded guy who only came to drink.

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 15-Jul-02/12:55 PM Reply

If Jimmy moves only on white squares, he must be a bishop. But bishops are not allowed to be gay. I suggest you learn to distinguish between chess and reality.