Jared Leto & Apocalyptic poetry.

When I grow up I want to work for a corrupt and evil energy trading company. I would love to barter in all kinds of close and far away energy sources, packaging, and distribution. Of course I would never see it, or know a single intelligent aspect of the actual process involved with it, but what the fuck, Nepotism saves the day, and isn't that what Jewish lawyers are for? When you grow up you will work for me, but I wont know a single real thing about you except, of course, your number, and basically that's why god invented paper shredders, and broom pushing Mexicans, afterall. Right now I have your 401 K plan, and a million others, making me money you couldn't possibly imagine that you will never see, shit, I can't even count that high, because, well that's what Republican conservative christian accountants are for, well that, and the NRA. Right now, I'm also getting ready to do some serious environmental looting in Alaska. We're cloning Eskimos by the thousands that can sniff out oil. They naturally have no memory skills, tongues, or thumbs. My name is Jesus Welch. sole heir to the bride of peanut butter fortune. I own a gun, many, many guns. Now, I don't actually use my guns because that's what my nigger soldiers and other minority groups are for. When they die I'm nice about it and proper. I make them citizens then bury them with an eloborately exploitable ritual and loud noises with lots of color. By the way, I invented SARS five years ago in a Laboratory in Kansas. Can you blame me? If I didn't those chooks would take over the markets and world economy, and I just can't let that happen. God bless America, and buckle your seat belts. Only you can prevent forest fires.