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Free verse № 48825

Wake and Bake Club

Member since 2003 · Posted 9 May 2003 · Edited 13 May 2003 · 3 comments

I wake and Bake Everyday, Get so stoned I cant see straight. Hit up McD’s, maybe BK And get to class an hour late. Sitting in class, to stoned to see Lay my head on the desk And start to dream Of heaven I Dream In the heaven I see There are stoners about Stoners just like me Smoking it up, smoking on trees We smoke all day Then we smoke all night When the bag is gone We will have a plight But heaven this is So the bag comes back Its full once agen Its contents intact!

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[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 13-May-03/8:31 AM Reply
Oh shit, you really have done more drugs than me!! I was just acting like a tough guy, trying to play in the big leagues, but you're the real thing!! I made up the whole thing about being quadro-spazzed on a life glug. There's... no such thing.

I...I just...O Jesu what have I done?
[n/a] horus8 13-May-03/9:32 AM Reply
What is this? Plan b?
[2] god'swife 18-Sep-03/10:16 AM Reply
Ah too bad, you crap-out after line 3 in the 2nd stanza.