Happiness just comes and comes Depression can live on Kale His sadness always plums With nothing left to make him feel like a scientist And now he knows that it's too early To try and fix his everlasting broken ass <Repeat Chorus until the mule rises from the dead> Because when he stares at the broken ass He thinks about his empty cantine." /> Happiness just comes and comes Depression can live on Kale His sadness always plums With nothing left to make him feel like a scientist And now he knows that it's too early To try and fix his everlasting broken ass <Repeat Chorus until the mule rises from the dead> Because when he stares at the broken ass He thinks about his empty cantine." />
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Full another terrific love ballad by John K.Y.

by Bachus

Member since 2002 · Posted 18 Jun 2003 · Edited 18 Jun 2003 · 40 comments

As he looks at the broken ass Thinking of his empty cast Realizing he's got nothing to ride Living his life out of the Archeological dig Knowing he's got no ass Is what keeps him in plaster of paris heaven <Chorus until you are deaf> So he stares deep inside the hole Thinking he needs nothing else in life His tears are real, so's that cancerous mole growing on his sun burnt ass So he looks at his full soul As his life takes a poll He thinks he knows how to ease onto the broken ass But with no mummy his peers will just laugh So he goes back to his hole and decides To bury himself with his broken ass <Repeat chorus until you're guitar tells you, "you suck"> Happiness just comes and comes Depression can live on Kale His sadness always plums With nothing left to make him feel like a scientist And now he knows that it's too early To try and fix his everlasting broken ass <Repeat Chorus until the mule rises from the dead> Because when he stares at the broken ass He thinks about his empty cantine.

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[n/a] capachijim 18-Jun-03/2:37 PM Reply
u are a moron
[n/a] Bachus › capachijim 18-Jun-03/2:42 PM Reply
No, you poor soul.
I am an rock star.

http://www.garageband.com/genre/raprock

If you scroll to the bottom of this link you will see that I am Horus8! A moron with a cool job. But you friend are my hero!
[n/a] capachijim › Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:47 PM Reply
why do u have 3 poemranker names?
[n/a] Bachus › capachijim 18-Jun-03/3:00 PM Reply
5, because, I write, a lot.
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:06 PM Reply
You're right, you do have a life...after all, 5 user names isn't a lot, and you have all this time to write all these poems...i mustve been wrong, you absolutely do not have to get a life because you already have one revolving around poemranker and garageband.com!
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:52 PM Reply
Yes, I must record my music from my magical chair of everywhere. That's where I perform too. Do you know what a lap top is, Corky? When one travels alot, one writes, and one reviews music and poetry from abroad. Planes & Busses get boring. Perhaps I should go play smell the fart with my drummer? Instead of beating up shit song writers that can't play or write music then. As a freelance writer, actor, father, frontman, and published poet, Corky, my life is more rewarding then you could ever imagine, only because you have no pulse on your imagination whatsoever Corky, I know, I've read everything you've ever written three times Johny boy, because well, it just amazes me that you're for real and not actually making fun of the song writing process. You actually really write shit fucking songs trying not too. It's fucking amazing I can't get enough of it. It's like watching someone shit on a front lawn while sleep walking. It just boggles the fucking mind. And still somehow, you don't get it! Fucking aye, get it over with, buy a fucking guitar or shoot yourself, but either way, get over it, your songs are terrible, and barely worth a wipe across one's bum while camping. I'm sorry, but that's a fact. I won't lie to you, like your peers because I could give a fuck less, but you should really try another approach, this ones not working son.
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/4:34 PM Reply
I don't write for you or anyone else, i write for myself. Do you honestly think i care if you think my songs suck? No i dont, just like im sure you dont care that i think your songs suck. I don't own a guitar, but i play the drums, and am quite good at them too. That's not even the fucking point, the point is i dont really care if you think i write shit for songs. It amazes me that you actually think i give a crap whether or not you, of all people, like my songs. Who are you to judge someone else's work? You're just Bachus, just like I'm John K. You think you're that much better than me because you are a "freelance writer, actor, father, frontman, and published poet," and I'm just a student at some high school in New York? Well, you're not better than me, just like im not better than you. So you're right, you wanted to piss me off with this song, and you did, congratulations. And thank you for not lying to me, i appreciate it, but i dont know what difference it makes. Maybe your life is very rewarding, and it sounds like it is and your happy with it, but i dont care. But just like you dont care about what ive gotta say, i dont give a shit either. So have a nice day, and a nice life, because ive got better shit to do. I have a life too you know, and its ALSO more rewarding than YOU can imagine
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/4:58 PM Reply
If you indeed write for yourself, you're doing yourself a severe disservice, only a fool would put his name on those pitiful verses.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/5:01 PM Reply
I have an idea, post another one, this parodying stuff is fun.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › deleted user 18-Jun-03/5:25 PM Reply
1. Why do you constantly post your "work" here if you don't want it to be "judged"? Nobody enjoys reading it.

2. As a 14-year-old, you have no idea what constitutes a rewarding life. Oh what, you've got a girlfriend and you stare into each other's eyes and write love poems and sometimes she shows you her tits? Wow! That's more rewarding than I can possibly imagine!
[n/a] deleted user › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 18-Jun-03/5:34 PM Reply
1. I post my "work" because i want to see what others have to say about it. I'm not forcing you to read it, so i dont know why you complain, just simply ignore it.

2. I haven't been living for a long time, but my life is as rewarding as it possibly can be at my age. And you don't have any clue who i really am and what my life is, so you have no right to judge either, because you DONT know me, at all
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › deleted user 18-Jun-03/6:51 PM Reply
1. If you want to see what others have to say about it, why do you throw a temper tantrum every time they tell you, and say "I don't care what you think about my work"?

2. God, you are such a broken record. Will you please just shut up about "judging" this and "judging" that? I swear you never make a post without whining about people judging you.

Just today you were giving horus8 all this stuff about how he has no life, blah blah blah. And look: Now you're crying and complaining about being judged yourself. You silly little shit. All you do is march up and down, judging your own life to be good and judging everyone else who disagrees to be bad because they're judging you.

All teenagers ever do is approve of things and disapprove of things. It's uninteresting and stupid. This is a site about poetry. horus8 is criticising your poetry. Because you are a whiny teenager, you find it impossible to stay on topic and you invariably try to skew the discussion into some bullshit about JUDGING. If you have something to say about your poetry, say it. Other than "stop judging my poetry", of course. Otherwise, please just stop talking, because everyone has heard what you have to say and you haven't said anything new since you joined the site.

Besides, if your life was such a paradigm of teenage perfection, I doubt you'd be such a whiny little shit.
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 18-Jun-03/8:15 PM Reply
The sad fact is they give track of the day shit to any sucker that comes along. And I haven't left my front room in three years. My tour bus is a super man lunch box with pringle's tupperware and a plaid thermos, and I'm also the drummer, guitarist, rodie, manager, bass player, and grilled cheese maker. Life is dire, oh well. Cheerio. Do you think if we finally drive someone to suicide they'll award us or make a movie about us and our dominion?
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> › deleted user 18-Jun-03/7:35 PM Reply
I think you'e a pissed off fourty two year old plumber with three nipples and a large alcohol tolerance, that sometimes enjoys miniture golf and lazy nights walking for hours, alone.
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 18-Jun-03/8:02 PM Reply
What did you think of stanza three by the way?
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/4:01 PM Reply
Mp3.com
god'sofmusic.com
kissofthespiderwoman.com
girlonfire.com
gangbox.com
writing two movies
auditions
son's soccer games
cooking dinner
compulsivecleaning
smoking fatties
composing
relaxing
shopping
designing websites and helping other artists (just not you)
because you assume, and don't ask
ECV clampouts
performing
recording
painting
poetry
producing
but most of all telling storys
wanna hear one about you?
[n/a] Bachus › capachijim 18-Jun-03/3:10 PM Reply
A gift of common tongue, to you.

http://gangbox.com/mp3/gangbox.mp3
[n/a] deleted user 18-Jun-03/2:38 PM Reply
You're in desperate need of a life....and how do u think Empty is a love song anyway...it really isnt
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/2:39 PM Reply
I don't believe you.
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:42 PM Reply
Where do you see any part of it as a love song...the broken glass? the real tears and fake smiles?.....you are one stupid fuck
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/2:48 PM Reply
Are you smarter than me John, because if I'm stupid, you're algea.
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:54 PM Reply
Oh that was a good one! You should get it published! Hahhahahahaha im dying of laughter...and being able to say that im smarter than you is really an accomplishment anyway, jerk-off
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:01 PM Reply
You are, aren't you?
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/2:44 PM Reply
I have a life, doing what you fail miserably at. Having fun, and getting paid for it. I have a maid, a three car garage, and more time than god! notice

http://www.garageband.com/genre/raprock

I have the track of the day, scroll down to confirm.
PLPHttttttttttttt. (that was tongue vibrating)
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/2:50 PM Reply
Wow that website is fucked up because that song should not be the track of the day, unless the other songs aren't that good either....you must be very proud to have the track of the day on a website that obviously has no fucking clue what good music is, fucker
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/2:59 PM Reply
Yes, I do.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:03 PM Reply
Since we're friends now... May I call you Corky, Corky?
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:12 PM Reply
Yea and all call you Chief Hand-In-Pants!!!!!!
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:20 PM Reply
You know, the more you play my cat n mouse game, Corky. the more I win, because I wrote my 'poeme' to piss you off, and it did better then planned. Making me very happy. Ironically, even without trying I'm a better poet than you, Corky, and I'll always be just that Corky, because, I dig where you're scared to even sit. Therefore, young man, perhaps take up water polo and be content in knowing that there is always poetry.com.
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:29 PM Reply
oh please stop calling me corky, PLEASE, it hurts me soo much and i find it very offensive PLEASE stop!!! PLEASE!! You are one sad man if you get joy in pissing people half your age off by writing some stupid parody, please stop because it hurts so much...have a nice day and find a life, Dicky McJerkoff
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:56 PM Reply
If it doesn't hurt, why are you on my poem pretending you don't care. You would have moved on hours ago.
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:13 PM Reply
or Sir Malest-a-lot
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:15 PM Reply
That sounds just swell Corky. Could you give me more 0's I love the worst list, it's my second home.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:38 PM Reply
I am very handsome, and have no needs but what the pretty lasses give me. I sir, only molest fruit mostly berries and nuts, but being a dandy in the court of various rulers, I do find myself often being fiddled by the rich and dowried. try again though! Can you say nineteen year old models named Hortencia or Grisel (mixed with the occasional priest or gay Jew). No! I suppose you couldn't get your mouth around that could you? Being so busy with your ahh, lyrics and so on. If you could call them that, that is. Your entire collection of poetry though Corky, could be compressed done to a phrase.

"See my festering ingrown hair, that's not quite ready to pop?"

I almost feel for you, but not quite.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/2:46 PM Reply
I said that my song "full" was a love ballad. A love ballad to archeology, you must have me confused for another.
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:10 PM Reply
Wash your mouth out with soap

http://gangbox.com/mp3/gangbox.mp3
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:16 PM Reply
Hahaha another funny one! good day, CockMaster
[n/a] Bachus › deleted user 18-Jun-03/3:26 PM Reply
hello? mayday? this is cockmaster to Corky. Corky are you out there? Did you notice I changed "stomach" to "cantine" on this edit? get it? full, empty, stomach, cantine, broken ass? All in a days work (actually about 5 minutes, but who cares).
[n/a] deleted user › Bachus 18-Jun-03/3:31 PM Reply
No i didnt notice, please forgive me, Dicky
[8] richa 19-Jun-03/10:14 AM Reply
i don't like being savage about people so i will simply register my agreeance with bachus