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he's so good looking

by GAY AS FU*K

Member since 2003 · Posted 1 Jul 2003 · 6 comments

My boyfriend works out at the Gym, That’s why he looks so gorgeous and slim, I love watching him work up a sweat, Ooohhh can’t wait to get him home, I’ll stroke his cock like your favourite pet, This dogs hungry for his bone, Your so pretty with your blonde hair, So good looking its not fair, All the boys chat you up at the bar, Wish I could keep you trapped in a jam jar, Because your all I have left now my parents disowned me, You’re the only one who has ever really known me, I love the way you hold me tight, And sing ‘Tainted Love’ to me every night.

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6 comments

[8] thepinkbunnyofdoom 1-Jul-03/9:58 AM Reply
An -8-. Funny and Creepy.
[7] JoyLuck 1-Jul-03/10:31 AM Reply
You're so pretty
not
Your so pretty

i like the last line fag
[5] horus8 1-Jul-03/12:17 PM Reply
You sound straight to me.
[n/a] slapmeonthepatio › horus8 2-Jul-03/8:42 AM Reply
fag
[n/a] dmb41 › slapmeonthepatio 13-Apr-04/8:50 PM Reply
i'm starting to get the feeling that a lot of people on this site either hate fags or are homophobic, or both.
[0] ggawrysi 13-Apr-04/10:10 PM Reply
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