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Nigger Hole

Member since 2002 · Posted 9 Jul 2003 · Edited 17 Jul 2003 · 13 comments

I am so jealous I stole your avocado and rear ended your mail man I am so jealous of your bravado I even keyed your mini-van I am so jealous of you in a bikini I rented one too in navy blue I am so jealous of your high fashion You got me begging in J-crew I am so jealous of your moustache And the way that you dismount I am so jealous of your flicked ash I have forgotten how to count I am so jealous of your hippie shimmy I've developed one of my own I am so jealous of your hand made beads that don't be surprised when I wrap them around your stupid fat corn fed neck & drag you a 100 miles into a golden field in Nebraska & crucify your raped carcass with my semen & the mighty word of sweet lord Satan. SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! SATAN! I am so jealous So very jealous. And that's why you must die.

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13 comments

[n/a] SupremeDreamer 10-Jul-03/1:33 AM Reply

Lovely Tombstone ;D

[10] King Abdullah I 10-Jul-03/1:24 PM Reply

THIS IS THE BEST POEM YOU HAVE EVER WRITTEN

[n/a] horus8 › King Abdullah I 10-Jul-03/2:00 PM Reply

Yes...I know. I have set the keystones of evil.

[n/a] emeraldskies 10-Jul-03/6:43 PM Reply

Thanks...read up on me, eh? ;) *shrugs*...I know I have a lot to learn, I only write every once in a while anymore...and most of the stuff I feel like writing is 'cause I feel miserable with the situation I'm stuck in (job money blah blah blah)...anyways, I won't go on about it. Interesting writing...tired, don't know what else to say...*passes out*

[n/a] Bachus › emeraldskies 10-Jul-03/7:15 PM Reply

Ah, I probably wouldn't use this on my poetic resume per say, but it's good propaganda. Yeah, I know the feelin'. Anyhow, whenever you feel like talking or want me to help you edit a piece... just let me know, it doesn't have to be Satanic, I was just practicing swinging around my new tail is all.

[n/a] deleted user 18-Jul-03/3:58 AM Reply

interesting, if not a little satanic... :) anyway I would give it an eight

[n/a] Stephen Robins 18-Jul-03/8:13 AM Reply

This is very clever.

[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos 18-Jul-03/3:26 PM Reply

Must you say that naughty word that has nothing to do with skin color other than 1,ooo's of years of persecution and lies, death, humilty, fear. Because... Even words need to be set free from their sterotypage by generations of unimaginative flesh peddlars.

[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 19-Jul-03/10:24 AM Reply

Wow, you are certainly at the peak of your creativity!!!!!!1

A pity the same can't be said of your maturity, Jeremi. Or should I say Jewremi. Jew.

[n/a] horus8 › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 19-Jul-03/12:46 PM Reply

lol, you must have me mistaken for your toothbrush? I am as Jewish as you are a sprinter

[n/a] horus8 › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 19-Jul-03/12:55 PM Reply

But thanks anyway! And good shabbas to you! Please, try to take it easy until sundown, and if you have to drive, put an ice tray under your driver's seat.

[n/a] horus8 › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 6-Aug-03/4:39 PM Reply

Tomorrows my B-day. Will you be writing me an ode?

[9] eliastemplar 6-Aug-03/10:18 AM Reply

It set off my turettes...Thankyou.