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My Fart Is Eternally Yours (Free Sniff) By Yo-Yo (Free verse) by DreamerSupreme
I fell upon a cactus last night Like a mailman falls upon a lake laced with LSD & PCP We've been living in a shopping cart for so long now Of course thats true if you don't peek in on my masturbation sessions Or pay a visit to my personal sausage beater With seats molded from blue cheese And a stage made by mushroom pixies Where I publicly shove my thumb in my bum And the audience passes out like falling stars As they did encounter the stench Sniffing the aroma over and over Again

Up the ladder: Pencil Dust [revised]
Down the ladder: Dance in my Golden Shower

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.875
Weighted score: 5.5042653
Overall Rank: 2663
Posted: August 7, 2003 10:07 AM PDT; Last modified: August 7, 2003 10:07 AM PDT
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[9] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 | 7-Aug-03/11:26 AM | Reply
Well, well... Look who's evolving? Nice parody. My favourite was the cheese seats, personally
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.169.3 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 7-Aug-03/11:29 AM | Reply
simply put, i just fucking hated that piece of shit he wrote, along with the other crap he posted.. so i said fuck it and thought id attempt to do a parody in the famous horus8 style.

I made myself laugh with this thing.. made me feel a thousand times better.
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 68.194.57.229 > DreamerSupreme | 7-Aug-03/12:50 PM | Reply
Yo Dreamster,

This is "Yo-yo". I'm really happy you were able to free yourself from all of the stress I've placed on your little tiny shoulders. Here's a little advice your feable mind might be able to understand...if you don't like what I write don't read it you fucking asshole. Peace.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.169.3 > Joe-joe | 7-Aug-03/12:53 PM | Reply
WOA... "FEEBLE MIND?@?!?!?!?!?!" im devestated.. jim, pass the clit and lets inject more meth.. hey, why dont we inject the yo-yo here with meth and make him spin us a sandwhich?

I love that goodbye of yours: peace.. when your starting a war, like an idiot.. doing exactly what i want you to do.. your as predictable as a fly that flies into a bug shocker 2000.

crack, pop, sizzle, ima make you into my breakfast of rice crispeys.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.169.3 > Joe-joe | 7-Aug-03/1:02 PM | Reply
OMG!!?!?! your giving me little baby blue zeros!!! how cute.. you really are pathetic.. cmon man, no sense of humor?
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 68.194.57.229 > DreamerSupreme | 7-Aug-03/1:14 PM | Reply
Yo Dreamster,

I did not give you a zero. I actually thought your work had a bit of wit to it. I really don't mind. I find you amusing. No doubt you're a punk who couldn't stand up face to face with a man like me, but thats OK. We all have to deal with things from a place of comfort. As for me "falling into your trap" I've been around the corner more times than you can count. I'll take this little game as far as I'd like...when I'm no longer amused I'll stop playing. Peace my witty but crude little brother
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.169.3 > Joe-joe | 7-Aug-03/1:21 PM | Reply
I couldnt stand up do to laughter.. look, your talking about getting physical with me over the net, and we just barely met, cmon now, i dont swing that way, and if i did, i dont bed wrestle on the first date.

Plus, you have been around the corner more times than i can count so, in the words of Dark Angel: YOUR AN AIDS INFESTED HOMO!!!

Yeah, when your no longer amused with your self healing masturbation to bandaid that gun shot wound in the center of your forehead, ill cock smack you and tell you about my collection of rubber snakes.
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 68.194.57.229 > DreamerSupreme | 7-Aug-03/1:38 PM | Reply
Yo Dreamer,

Listen I have to go to work.. That's right I have a job. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty bright kid....but so imature and so confused about life. You really should consider getting some help. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to help you out. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with physical harm. I am a peaceful man who, in my younger days did enjoy kicking ass...and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a fucking idiot but I do think you understand the concept of self-preservation. I'm sure you're really just a obnoxious coward.. so you;ll be ok. Like I said. I wish you the best of luck and hope that peace finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your life if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, Yo-yo
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 81.128.166.34 > Joe-joe | 7-Aug-03/5:37 PM | Reply
This has to be one of the most sickening comments I have ever read on poemeranker. I have been trying for months to parody this sort of attitude in my comments. Alas my endless battles to obtain some kind of stupid "maturity award" I invented, combined with the hours spent prattling on about how special I think I am and how immature everyone else is, has left me hanging wistfully in the breeze like an old man's nappy. If indeed you are joking, then I feel I must congratulate you on your devastatingly accurate portrayal of a top-notch dullard. Unfortunately, you aren't joking. You're a total fucking moron.

Anyone who prances around the place like a total arse, constantly bragging about having "been around the block", and smuggly felching out these bum-crushingly spasticated comments, with their "oh so telling" put-downs "casually" interspersed with vomit-inducing "you'll be ok" banter, as if you're some sort of amazing "been around the block" father-figure, but at the same time so desperately aloof that you sort of float around the place in a giant kleptomasturbatory entrepoid shaped like The Fonz, has to be one of the worst stains ever to have been defecated on this utter toilet of a website.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.166.12 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 8-Aug-03/1:28 AM | Reply
Yeah dark.. his response makes you look like a wanna-be top notch dullard... because, frankly, his father-figure act was the most brain numbing response i have ever seen.. id read your witty crap comments for the rest of my life if i had only you and yo-yo as my choices...

And you called me a twit.. heres someone that could actually use your brain surgery. enjoy the microscopic inspection of his brain.. you'll get so bored you will commit suicide.. but your not masochistic as far as i can tell.
[n/a] King Abdullah II @ 195.157.153.253 > Joe-joe | 11-Aug-03/1:58 AM | Reply
Yo Joe-joe,

Listen I have to go to Greece... That's right I have booked a holiday. Can't relate to that huh. You've been alot of fun. I really enjoyed it. You're actually a pretty twelve year old girl ... but so sexy and so aware of your sexuality. You really should consider getting some large rubber cocks. When you grow up I'd be more than happy to fuck you up the ass. I can kind of relate to where you are. For the record I did not threaten you with sexual abuse. I am a old man who, in my younger days did enjoy fucking ass ... and did it quite well. But that's long gone from my system. I was just pointing out that you need to be very careful about how you approach people and the words that you use. I hope you're not stupid enough to talk face to face the way you do here on the net. I know that you're a beautiful young girl, but I do think you understand the concept of safe sex. I'm sure you're really just a beautiful sexy young being ... so you'll be okay. Like I said, I wish you the best of luck and hope that hardcore fist fucking finds its way to you. You can do amazing things with your anus if you're properly directed. Peace, Joy and eternal Happiness......Affectionally yours, King Abdullah II.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.169.3 > Joe-joe | 7-Aug-03/1:30 PM | Reply
Oh, and btw, your going to have to play chess with casper aight, cuz i got shit to do, so keep on fightin! PEACE!!!!!
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.21.223 | 7-Aug-03/2:14 PM | Reply
lol. You really do seem to have been studying under Horus. -10-.
[8] Blind Fart @ 195.194.75.209 | 7-Dec-06/8:36 AM | Reply
Quite nice, but not too much about the joys of farting.
[8] Blind Fart @ 195.194.75.209 | 7-Dec-06/8:36 AM | Reply
Quite nice, but not too much about the joys of farting.
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