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The truth about our friend Horus

by Sir.Psycho.Sexy

Member since 2003 · Posted 15 Aug 2003 · 13 comments

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, taking head from his best friend Horus Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, onto the bed of this stud Horus Humpty Dumpty was not on top, to that job he left two inch Horus Humpty Dumpty wanted more, he was not satisfied Humpty Dumpty was adament, he wanted a larger cock inside Good old Horus, homo Horus, homo Horus cried He cried all day, he wanked all night He wanked until his dick was red and white A year to the day, since Horus cried It was to me that Homo Horus did confide 'I'm so pissed off, I want a cock that's 18 long and 18 wide I want the lads to fear the cock, And say that I Horus, truly, am, the best ride' I'm sorry Horus, I had to say, Unlike you, I'm not gay In my opinion, it would work the best If you killed yourself, you fucking pest!

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13 comments

[n/a] Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/2:26 PM Reply
what you think?
[2] nentwined 15-Aug-03/2:35 PM Reply
a little fuller than your other ditty, but I feel it falls apart all over the place.
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> › nentwined 15-Aug-03/2:50 PM Reply
Hey Nentwined... guess what? NO.
[10] sliver 15-Aug-03/2:35 PM Reply
I think the Kings Men better watch their backs
[n/a] Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/2:37 PM Reply
damn straight sliver.although, i doubt he'd be able to penetrate
[10] sliver › Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/2:39 PM Reply
still, it's the fodder that falls in the vacinity
[0] horus8 › sliver 15-Aug-03/6:29 PM Reply
The only fodder around here is the dust falling out of your twat, cunt.
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/2:51 PM Reply
Maam.Sane.Ugly.... NO.
[0] Bachus › Sir.Psycho.Sexy 15-Aug-03/3:08 PM Reply
How do you know you're not gay?
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> 15-Aug-03/2:49 PM Reply
No. Could you send me some tit pictures though?
[0] abecedarian 15-Aug-03/5:30 PM Reply
Apparently someone turned off the roast and added a direct flame. (washes hands and walks away)
[0] Bachus 16-Aug-03/4:45 PM Reply
Right Job, Wrong Job

Jeremi, the Right Job for you will allow you to be:

Creative and Analytical

You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside of the box to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.

It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.

All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.

Want to know what your #1 right job is? MURDER.
[10] Lifeboatman 17-Aug-03/8:16 PM Reply
10.. enjoyable