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Free verse № 6200

So

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Jul 2002 · 5 comments

I hear the Big Brother is going for 3 more years. A living hell that could only be solved by beers. With a guaranteed 30 idiots, if not more. All of them stupid, retarded full of gore. Why can't they die? They waste TV time. There's better things on, like Cooking with Limes. Hype is wasted on these nobodies, No talent, no skill, Yet these Olympic somebodies, Get as much notice as a pill. There is no God! He would stop such a hell! He's in the land of nod! Won't stop the annoying bell! So Chubby, Dopey, Ugly, Unfunny, Oldy, Youngy, Whitey, Lanky, Poshy and Doc.. Please die, no-one cares about your verruca SHUT UP! (clashes cymbols)

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[8] razorgrin 27-Jul-02/8:12 AM Reply
get a dart gun. keep it by wherever you sit to watch tv. it's almost as satisfying as the real thing and you go through less tvs. you forgot the other dwarves: chesty, herpy, and scummy.
[3] johnnyfontaine23 27-Jul-02/4:36 PM Reply
big brother is like cheese, no one dare admit they really like it.....
[1] Robert K Foster 15-Aug-02/8:27 AM Reply
Silly
[n/a] yoda's aprentice 26-Aug-02/3:06 AM Reply
Hey I Like cheese!
[4] Edna Sweetlove 21-May-06/11:00 AM Reply
Sod your verruca.