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Pray For Cum By JesusFreak (parody of CLS's pray for help) (Free verse) by DreamerSupreme
Lay Your stroke upon my wrinkled boob allow Your mushroom brush to paint me white Touch my cheek, penetrate my lips You have already paid the fee. Place Your hand upon my shoulder, Show me how to deep throat, Let me gulp on your holy rod, Quench my hunger Israeli sausage makes me drool it causes my mouth to drip cum forming a huge white pool on the floor of this holy church i wish for you to lurch in orgasmic joy, i wish you to allow me entrance to heaven but better yet, i wish to have your child, and make my twat a haven for your holy snake to slither and tickle my womb, delivering the spawn of divine beauty as your cock withers. -St. Peter snickers while watching Jesus get head and whispers to St. John: But since its an accursed phallus, she shall receive the spawn of Satan, and discover Jesus to be the son of a god who does not smile upon Babylonian whores.

Down the ladder: The scent of morbid gloom

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.0
Weighted score: 5.0
Overall Rank: 7742
Posted: September 3, 2003 8:26 AM PDT; Last modified: October 3, 2003 5:10 PM PDT
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[n/a] DreamerSupreme @ 204.31.169.60 | 3-Sep-03/8:27 AM | Reply
I am damn fucking proud of myself. I think that this parody is the best one i have ever written.
[7] richa @ 81.178.237.184 > DreamerSupreme | 4-Sep-03/8:19 AM | Reply
I would not be surprised if it was but parodies are so derrivative. Why would you write mocking something you thought not worthy of artistic consideration.

It is like tabloid journalists spending their lives trailling some guy and then calling him a waste of space.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.179.229 > richa | 4-Sep-03/6:07 PM | Reply
because, havent you heard: im a sick bastard. I also have little else to do to occupy my time.
[9] J.B. Manning @ 129.44.35.24 | 3-Sep-03/1:17 PM | Reply
ooooh, I love this one.
allow Your mushroom brush to paint me white - Oh man, that's like the second kewlest thing I've ever heard!
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 204.31.181.134 > J.B. Manning | 3-Sep-03/1:28 PM | Reply
heh. have you seen the original from crystal lane swift?

"praying for help" or pray for help.

its a hoot. sorry about no vote on your latest, i do enjoy the other work you have done though.
[9] J.B. Manning @ 129.44.35.24 > SupremeDreamer | 3-Sep-03/2:26 PM | Reply
i don't recall if I have or not. It sounds familiar, but I read so many in a day.

No worries. To each his own. I enjoyed writing it.
[0] sliver @ 198.81.26.109 | 3-Sep-03/4:25 PM | Reply
You are most assuredly a sick fuck,Rot in hell with your jizz crusted crap.
[n/a] SupremeDreamer @ 66.81.145.178 > sliver | 3-Sep-03/11:55 PM | Reply
-Bows- well, i never claimed to be nice, nor without perversion. I dont think that even darkie can find a reference to me saying that, and he has a well kept journal of what i do/say.

rot in hell? let me guess, your christian.. ? well, fuck you, your theistical god, your worthless heaven, and your gay pitchfork devil hell.

and get a sense of humor you lil shit.
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