"I post here cause I have a lot of readers"

I post here cause I have a lot of readers: Like fred Savage and Charlie Brown Howdy Doody with an Albino clown. A herd of Nuns from Venezualla Along with the ghost of Castaneda. Once, I was even read by Saint Andrew Though he used my poem as a hair-do. There was Chaucer, Yeats, and Lord Byron And all said my poems were stylin'. I traded poems with Ghandi? He was so impressed? He starved me With the petrified prick of Salomi. Last week I had Lucifer over for tea to see what Old scratch thought of my poetry? Well he was so impressed That he got undressed To prove that he was Rumi and being my pa means that i'm no ordinary Sufi Or wood shop band saw. I have been read by the pope i have been read by soap Once I was even read by a rope Named the Gordian knot (Pardon me while I nostril rocket this snot) Where was I? Ah yes. I was read by Jews, and Howard Hughes Marylin all tipped on booze JFK on straight up speed He claimed my verse was all the world need Other than a free Colonoscopi. I've been read by Jesuits in bullet proof vests. I've been read by pirates buried in their chests I have even been read by Tiamat The Queen of Queens what do you think of that? Last week I got a letter from Osama Bin He said I was sooo good, I'd be a shoe in. And that is only an eighth of my list So just bend over now & let's get this over with.