Ode № 71223

When I say I'm a 14 yr old girl I mean 75 year old man

Member since 2003 · Posted 19 Oct 2003 · 5 comments

I want to take you to the park me dearie I'd love to bounce you up & down on me lap You can pull on my whiskers today me deary Whilst I felch you and all that good crap. Can we pretend I'm young again me dearie? We can rename the sun, sky, and trees You can beer bong my balls tonight me dearie I have a wide selection of slave harvested teas. And tomorrow I'll strap you with wood me dearie Beneath the bent shade of me ancient willow You will undress and show me pure things me dearie Whilst I treat my feet to your bum's silky pillow.

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5 comments

[9] kingit 19-Oct-03/11:57 PM Reply

maybe I should be neutered, but this is a nice ditty!

[n/a] Shardik › kingit 20-Oct-03/12:00 AM Reply

tanks!

[8] richa 20-Oct-03/9:14 AM Reply

especially like that someone pretending to be a 14 yr old girl and suggesting someone to 'pull on my whiskers'

Reminds me of little red riding hood.

[8] ecargo 20-Oct-03/8:23 PM Reply

Indeede, a fine yarn in true 'rankerlecherous tradition.

[n/a] poetandknowit 20-Oct-03/10:04 PM Reply

Cutting edge!!!!!!!! Super!!!!!!