Fatso

You know you are When you move rippling waves run through out the room. You know you are When you go to the store and its like dominos on Tuesday. You know you are When you’re diving in your car and you don’t have to move your foot from peddle to peddle. You know you are When you do jumping jacks and you fall throw the floor of your second story apartment home. You know you are When you then get arrested for falling in to your neighbors bathtub and smothering them with your blubber. You know you are so before its to late go sing into a weightloss class!