Fraser Allonby Q.C.14 Apr 2005

My utensils of creation comprise:

A laminated guff buttock injected with tramp pellets

A doily-flavoured groin-operated dwarf foetus disguised as a beardtronic ultrabum harvester

An unspeakably disappointing spoon coated in vicar discharge

A pneumatic fatally abnormal hobo sausage injected with vicar concentrate

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