poemranker ::Replying

ReplyTo a comment on Trying to get signed? by Damien.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.17 Apr 2005

Your mo*nface is huge, white and round.

Q: What do you mean you can "be more flexible without it"?
A: You're cr*p at grammar, so you've invented a reason why it's ok to be cr*p.

You can only be "more flexible" without grammar if you ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THE F*CK YOU ARE DOING.

If you were to take up fishing, you'd feel you could be "more flexible without the pole".

Ironically the pole is the most flexible thing in fishing, aside from your limp cock which hasn't been fully deployed since Grandma bit a chunk off during a rather rowdy episode of "Countdown."