-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.28 May 2003

It's funny because:

1. It's an absurd thing to boast about.
2. The title of this poem was false until it was submitted, at which time it became true. That isn't so amazing, because many self-referential poems could do it, but this one does it a) indirectly b) through a contingent feature of the site.
3. It sounds like it's by Settle.