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Free verse № 50598

I have the widest poemranker homepage

by QUENDO

Member since 2003 · Posted 28 May 2003 · 6 comments

My homepage is the widest on the site; But it's quite alright. Come close, I don't bite! My sweet ass is so tight, But my poem is shite. Goodnight!

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6 comments

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-May-03/10:57 AM Reply
Kraute
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-May-03/1:47 PM Reply
lol
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-May-03/4:04 PM Reply
Yeah ha ha ha HA HA HA! HAAAAAAAAAAAA, what am I laughing at again? Oh yeah, why you think this is funny, GHaaaaaaaaa! Heeb.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Shardik 28-May-03/4:11 PM Reply
It's funny because:

1. It's an absurd thing to boast about.
2. The title of this poem was false until it was submitted, at which time it became true. That isn't so amazing, because many self-referential poems could do it, but this one does it a) indirectly b) through a contingent feature of the site.
3. It sounds like it's by Settle.
[n/a] Shardik › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-May-03/4:30 PM Reply
In response to 1) no not really, there are many that boast about much less more absurd things. 2) Sure in a sort of preschool way, but who cares, we do it ten times better with moving layers. 3) of course. lol
[n/a] QUENDO › Shardik 29-May-03/2:25 AM Reply
IT REALLY IS THE WIDEST!

CHECK IT OUT.

http://www.poemranker.com/user-browse.jsp?id=50597

I MIGHT TRY TO MAKE IT WIDER