-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.4 Jun 2003

How do you know? Make your eyes look at this:

First, 'exit' seems clearly to refer to the anus. The vagina is almost never described as an exit except during childbirth, while the anus just is an exit. Second, that that the 'exit' is clean is worth mentioning indicates that it would normally or otherwise be unclean, which is obviously more true of the anus. Third, that he mentions being careful indicates the increased likelihood of injury during anal sex. Fourth, the anus is more likely to 'quiver', given that it is a sphincter. Fifth, whatever foul meaning 'tunnel of worm' has, for reasons pinkbunnyofdoom has mentioned it seems more likely to be about the anus. What possible meaning could it have of any other kind fo sex?

Sixth, think of the logistics. If "hands are breast-kneading, waist-grasping, clit-feeding", then surely he is taking the MYSTERY SEX PARTICIPANT from behind. Finally, although this is highly conjectural, I believe "straining to transport more air for explosions" refers to a bizarre sex practice of nentwined whereby his anally-obtained climax is heightened by the penetratee farting on his love-truncheone at the critical moment. This would also explain "lightheaded and dizzy", as one is apt to become so after a particularly powerful farte.

How is it, then, that the passage refers to non-anal sex?

ARE YOU, <~>, HAVING THE SEX WITH NENTWINED?!?!!!111/1/?