You are indeed unique and rare, my sweet.

Any poem with "bowels" as the third word gets a thumbs up from me!! Cheers!

Please do not spit in my tea, kind sir.

One other thing : Kaliber ! now we're talking shite

Evil, but a blast 8

get rid of new plight, plight will suffice. Cut the digression of the obvious lines and your getting there

better, but i have to say that the thing that struck me most the first time through was her pulling on your hair. that would make for a more memorable chorus than jealousy. just my opiniom, though... :)

cad-- a few nitpicks: starved cravings--redundant ‘lets do lunch' bunch flow chart obssesives--corrected punctuation nice lines here: Sell a common man a common dream, Weave the fabric of society in to his seam,

I think you should replace the word "mouth" at the end of the third line with the word "anus": Each time she placed rubber gloved hands inside my anus I gagged, my teeth’s chattering barely controlled by the light pressure of her hand.

I think you should change the title: "How to Change an Old Man's Nappy, Part 1".

With your valuable feedback about the switch from "mouth" to "anus", I think you should replace men with "women"... "It's the bearded women! I'm really scared! They're coming again, And we're not prepared!" And how could we be?

I wish it to be known that I will happily give poetry classes to any girl under fifteen. First we shall discuss the poetic merit of my poems, concentrating on the masterful "AIDS in a van". Then we shall take off our clothes (so as to be nude) and proceed to the Towne Hall, where we shall recite The Collected Works of Jeremi B. Handrinos from start to finish.

Very good indeed! Please post some more poems on poemeranker.com! I will be delighted to read them! Keep up the good work! Cheers! Bye!

Have you read "Anorexia for Beginners: A Guide for Fat Kids" by Dr Helmut Wank?

Brilliant! I love this poeme! I have learnt it off my heart and now I must log off as I'm going to read it aloud in a pet's mortuary to a bagpipe accompaniment. Cheers!

Fo Risso My Nisso. Don't change a word. Not One. Just a nifty little fact I learned awhile ago, but did you know that when they build a white castle, the surrounding property value goes down? -10-

Cad--the last line needs work. it should be stronger, especially after the tone of the song.

Quality ! I discovered through laughing a brief fountain spurt in my Box area. Loved the end its so fucking sudden like you stormed out in disgust. I could really visualize this and you made this miserable git laugh. 9congrats !

Real men drink tea.

Hehe, thats the truth.