Jeremi B. Handrinos
on Worst Haiku Ever by maffy
2 Apr 2003, 1:06 AM
No.
Think retro couches, and louvers on a 1985 Chrysler laser coupe.
I think this should be read to all new pupils at secondary school followed up by lessons on how not to drive whilst contracting the virus.
You are a Morman on a bike!!!!!!! Didn't Jesus teach you not to hate?
To be fair I liked this, the length is just right for what you have conveyed. line 4/5 is said articulately even though its cliched, and I tip my hat to you on this one and vote you a 9.
(please carry on being a bastard I quite like it now).
Just because I know right from wrong doesnât mean Iâm 12, you seem to think that religion is beneath you. That you are sufficient by yourself, you are your own God. Do you ever wonder if youâre wrong? Does your agnostic Christian hating soul ever long for more than this empty reality? IF you can tell me the point of life and why its worth living then Ill change my mind, but so far the trials and all the crap isnât worth living for. You go to school to get useless knowledge and then get married to a pretty face, 9-5 until your 50 then kick back and enjoy emptiness. I donât want that, and the only thing keeping my moving is the fact that one day ill be somewhere better. I canât prove it, but it sounds a hell of alot better than the alternative.
Awesome,-9- just as a heads up, youll probably be getting some nasty comments about how your a brainwashed fool that relies on the Bible to solve the problems you are afraid of. But dont worry, keep it up.
I haven't laughed so much for ages!!! Congratulations!!! That was BRILLIANT!!!!
Oh, wait a minute. You were SERIOUS? Gack.
I am deeply offended that you should refer to some of my type as agnostics as opposed to atheists. This is quite discriminatory. Desist, cur.
Gamma ray machine is finished and on gangbox.com. i'm gonna do a re-mix tomorrow though to fix some levels between the voice and the instruments. Nice poem. Very spanish rice and egg burrito.
This is a masterpiece of epoch-making proportions. Never before has the human condition been portrayed with such startling clarity, and with such a vast array of raw, uncompromising emotion(s). The beautiful language is poured onto the page so deftly that it hit me like some sort of divine discharge of sick that had been discharged straight into my face. To mistake this piece for the felched-out bum stain of a semi-literate pile of old socks would be a mistake from which the already swollen groin of American literature would never recover. 6/10.
I dig seducing virgrins more. less wrinkled. wicked, though. Kthulah, you're my favourite colour out of space.
This must of been how the Aztecs felt too, before the shit went down. You'd better get ready, because the gnostics are the leat of your worries. Picture Allah with a bad case of SARS sitting next to you on a long flight home. better hold your breath Chirpy, there's turbulence ahead. As for the difference between us? Natural talent and about a 100 iq points. You wouldn't now an agnostic from a used taoist's hand towel if Simon the mage was working magic from the recesses of your large intestine. That is all. You are excused.
This is quite lovely and true to orgin. you have shown another side of yourself and I like it.
Maybe you should have published under Rod Mckuen Jr.? Do you know Prince? Paul Westerberg?
Sing it Bill Z Bub. Right on! Children of the Damned. Run to the Hills. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FREAKS that write stupid religious haiku.
2 things in life are guaranteed : death and a nurse.
Cool Ending
cack
Astonishingly poor, this didnt pop my pimple at all.
Wonderful poem..keep up the good work..