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on Guess Who? by Nagi
1 Apr 2003, 6:40 AM
lol
Ilove it!
No, this is the worst haiku ever:
Hunky chunky monk
Meets tiny spiny pony
Spunky chinese punk.
There are over 1000 calories in every explosion. We are only born with a prodictive amount of one gallon.
This was beautiful man a penis poem for generations to embrace.
Does that mean I'm free to covet my neighbour's ass? Even though it looks terrible in those polyester slacks?
Join me and Mr Robins and write about cocks and things. Very good but Mr C I must protest in all seriousness
awesome! that's all i can say, i'll have to post one on women so you know the way we feel and why we act this way.
Is this Blair's speech delivered just after he quickly left the TUC congress? This is the poetic equivalent of an objet trouve (like Dunchamp's urinal). It highlights the fact that a speech is not a spontaneous happening but a carefully constructed literary text. In other words, well done, Alastair.
There once was some AIDS in a glass,
I extracted it from my own ass.
I spilled it one day,
And infected a gay,
Who went by the first name of Frass.
Well done, Mr Prettycock, you obviously know how to keep a lady happy. I can't wait until I'm 40+ and have a webcam.
I am disappointed that I don't appear. This can't be right.
Great rhythm in the last two lines, and assonance to back it up. And the ten tails are perkily descriptive. Wowzers.
So I wonder who is this about?? I think the thesaurus simile is spot on, the idea of possibilities and interpretations and it all being in the mind (the mind being a very physical thing). really good
I think this might be better off just being sent to Joneel
You should write for Dawson's Creek
Is Frass really a gay with aids? Thats terrible, poor aids.
I like it :)
we may not be Christ, but its safe to say that every-so-often i am God.
I wept.