I like sketti. Entertaining.

chinamen?

I like "zirconium fake".

Mighty good. Ganus, what's with the cooking binge? All I can do is make desserts.

I think that's possibly the creepiest thing I've ever read. Not fully sure why.

Quite humorus.

This one is called "Senior tongue lender". Or, " Fuck you Turkey, read the poeme" Or, "A poem you can pop".

This is a bit more arc'd and much better then the other two, actually. that 's why i gave it a six.

i've never winced while reading a poem before.

i never thought razorgrin and i could agree on something, but hey.

Odder things have happened. Like that guy in germany who was pinned to his roof through the chest by a 6-foot icicle out of a clear summer sky. s'true. Odder because it predated air travel. Again, this is a dirty sweatsock jerkoff of a poeme.

He really does. "Moobs", in fact.

Best smurf one ever.

* 4 large chicken half-breasts * 4 ounces butter, softened * Grated zest and juice of 1 lemon * 2 tablesponos fresh tarragon, chopped * Salt to taste * Pepper to taste * 1 large egg * 4 ounces dry white bread crumbs Cream the butter in a bowl with the lemon rind and tarragon. Season to taste with salt, pepper and lemon juice. Shape butter into a rectangular block, wrap in plastic and leave in freezer to set solidly. Peel away chicken skin and flatten between sheets of plastic film, taking great care not to make any holes in the meat. Cut the hard butter into 4 pieces and place each in the center of the chicken fillet. Make sure the piece of butter isn't too large to be completely enclosed within the fillet. Fold the edges neatly and roll the fillet up tightly. Secure with fine string. Beat egg lightly and coat the chicken before coating evenly with bread crumbs, pressing them in thoroughly. Leave in refrigerator or freezer util coating has set. Heat oil in a deep fryer or pan to 375F. Fry the chicken without crowding pan and lowering temperature, until golden brown. Do not allow the oil to get too hot, or the chicken will brown before it is cooked inside. Drain on absorbent paper. Serve with borscht and mushrooms baked in sour cream sauce.

Killing yourself is the answer. 9 out of 10 razorgrins agree. (the tenth was passed out in the corner)

roughdraft? with a butt load of potential.

The title? "How to say absolutely nothing in 36 seconds."

Azrael, Azrael, AzraEl, AZRAEL!!! Why is there not one English person on fifty who can remember the damn cat's name, and not one that seems to be able to spell it???

By the way in that last poem you began a sentence with "There fore" it's Therefore,. This one you should call "Great White fuckin' sucks""

Stylus.