Ho ho hum ho heh. 8 for the laugh.

This one's for you, Bobjim. 0

Nice, perhaps the bit where "something happens" could be emphasised a bit more straight away. Or maybe it's better as it is. I like it. 8

2nd to last verse is excellent, I like it a great deal. Not sure about the last line, if I can think of anything better for it I'll let you know. Only other gripe is that 'fresh' doesn't have an 'a'. Good work

Is that to me? Should I give him a 5? Ok.

turning from prince back to frog. pulling whole corn from my log i'm like the sprocket to your cog. putting the tarquin back in de la bog. beeatch.

I have seen the murky line On which your soul will twine Sandwhich is what you wanted right? Dirty room like the twilight.

Intersting, I wonder whom you are talking about. man-with-pants

You know, I always wondered what Settle would be like if he lacked talent, style or originality. 4

Can't help but visualise the corking effect, have a 7

Can't help but visualise the corking effect, have a 7

Hnur hnur hnur. You missed the bit where you fall over and it snaps. And the bit where the dog thinks it's a sausage and...you know the rest. Here's a 9 for making me laugh!

It sure do.

This is very nice, it really got to me...beautiful and sad, very sweet. 9

Very good indeed-y. I get the feeling from this that it's more song material than pure poetry, but hey, who cares! This is tres bien. 9 Also, does anyone here listen to Ozric Tentacles? They're brilliant-the only instrumental group to inspire me lyrically...now I'm going off at a tangent, beg your pardon everybody. Still a great poem on second read!

Aha, the incredibly unsurprising bout of anonymous zeros. Is Settle still with us in spirit? Will change my vote to a ten to compensate a little.

"He wears his solitude about him" is superb. Bit confused about the blossoming rosebushes in the seemingly winter theme (i've probably missed the point) All the same, take a 7

Nice one, like it a lot! 8

Phoenix.

skinflint.