A. Nomaly
on Clive Barker's penis pump by horus8
29 Nov 2002, 6:42 PM
hasn't anyone ever told you penis pumps are just an illusion. They're only good for jacking off (see life and death).
voltaire.
She is a spicy meat-aball!
what..how this is ode to nothing.
Golden Q-tip award un shouted..10.
every day I pray for this.
Here's my .02.
But gee, wallowing in self pity is so much fun! I would know.
Fuck I hate the truth.
you'd have better luck dissassembeling a nuke with a flipper and a ferret. it was real pretty though.7.
awww thats really sweet! words come from the heart and this is definatly from the heart! keep writing!
It would be funnier if it happened on Halloween. And isn't pride the gravest of the Seven Deadlies? Are you advocating SIN? Get away from me! Drop on your knees and PRAY, you terrible, terrible thing!
Yummy! The makin's of hot dogs. Just add mustard and it's 4th of July picnic fare. Good.
straight razor cuts from top knuckle to middle knuckle..place fingers over and bleed into bowl...then sit at the table. bowl bleeding from both hands...get naked, put your face into the bowl on your left, your right nipple in the one on your right, and then palm print your entire body...now you're ready to kiss grandma. and got to battle, unless of course you don't have the inner workings for that more passionate approach. child.
she deserves an ode...tell her i got her smoke signals, and i'm reconsidering my strategy..i'll let him go this one last time, and believe you...the eskimo you say..was responsible? huh...figures..okay then i'll whisper the change of orders into my giant wolves ear...he'll make sure my legions get the message up north...i'll send my thunderbird to tell Bachus not to return with the midnight drows of karmeikos....oh well, i was looking forward to destroying things with them again. We still have the nanook to focus the power on?! chilly willy's cousin you say? now..MINIONS! ABOUT FACE...WE HAVE A NEW AGENDA MEN...PAy ATTENTION WE'RE GONNA.......Find my black dragon. and bring my displacer beasts.
general hospital is my least favorite show..
cool.
utter tripe. that poeme definitely comes from the colon.
Wow, avoided to actually use the word 'angel'. You get a point for that.