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Bachus on some deleted poem 17 Nov 2002, 9:27 PM

thought you'd never ask. saw you in harry potter yesterday. good show ol'chap. take a six and feed it to your parakeet.

cleverdevice on some deleted poem 18 Nov 2002, 1:15 AM

An excellent moral tale. A new hillaire belloc perhaps?

Bachus on MY dear friend by jonny2000 17 Nov 2002, 9:24 PM

what? you think that since you put "from my mom" at the bottom it would bring relivence? you were sadly wrong. freak. 4.

Bachus on model kit by teacup 17 Nov 2002, 9:30 PM

this is a nice volley though. 8. come back with some gel tabs tomorrow, and i'll give you a shove with a nine...well an eight.

Bachus on my bed by teacup 17 Nov 2002, 9:31 PM

the last line ruined it for me, but i was almost there. sorry. 6.

Bachus on listen by daniella 17 Nov 2002, 9:33 PM

not your best, but reeking of something burning true.. under and beyond.7.

Bachus on some deleted poem 17 Nov 2002, 9:35 PM

you brother are a star. this is the funniest thing i've read in a spell. nOW BACK IN THE BOX WITH YOU! 10!

<{Baba^Yaga}> on I Cry by casey 17 Nov 2002, 9:42 PM

i enjoy the verb and noun tweaks, but that's about it. 6...and also. i don't believe you.

<{Baba^Yaga}> on some deleted poem 17 Nov 2002, 10:37 PM

now i'm thoroughly confused. WHO IN THE FUCK ARE YOU!? 7.

horus8 on some deleted poem 17 Nov 2002, 11:55 PM

A taper? thrilling...i coild only imagine.k

horus8 on Francis' Self-portrait by New Life Drug 17 Nov 2002, 11:58 PM

also known as william shakespeare founder of the beak...so sayeth the 'hoof' i have spoken! 9.a

horus8 on Daywalker by Blade 18 Nov 2002, 12:01 AM

only to buy a slurpee..and run home aggoraphobic..with out picking his daily five..only his nose

cleverdevice on Sod by jrtails 18 Nov 2002, 1:07 AM

Excellent. Simple is best. Good meaning. Gives interaction with the reader in that it can apply to them and also the huge amount of comments I should imagine are coming your way.(That wasn't like a sinister warning though.)

cleverdevice on Football by Tom Colebrooke 18 Nov 2002, 1:10 AM

A A Milne is spinning in his grave, Back then football was for the rough lower classes. But I reckon I can see your point. I too like football, but compare it to tubs of cheap margarine! Hmmmmmmmmm, Stork.

cleverdevice on Few Words by Tom Colebrooke 18 Nov 2002, 1:11 AM

Fraid not old chap. Damm matrons tied me up stripped naked in the boiler room. Bet you went to a public school now eh! Oh hello matron. Gosh those stockings look nice on you!

cleverdevice on I Cry by casey 18 Nov 2002, 1:14 AM

Very emotionally wrought. And optimisim too, I like optimisim in a poem. Too many people think a poem has to be all depressing and sad to be hard hitting, but you prove it doesn't.

Bachus on hate by ts 17 Nov 2002, 9:21 PM

i hate you too. But with alot more fucking passion. bet money. word. 0. by the way. you need a puppy and a spanking.

horus8 on angelic by deafmute2000 17 Nov 2002, 11:59 PM

if he is girl...then i will swallow my own tongue..and bend like attila.

cleverdevice on A Little Life by Tom Colebrooke 18 Nov 2002, 1:08 AM

Excellent. I love innane fun poems.

Bachus on untitled by teacup 17 Nov 2002, 9:28 PM

if you were mascara..i'd be running too. boys don't dry. 3