Sometimes, girls, I'm glad I'm in a different town.

The ladies have said it all. 'So I have move on'? What?

This actually made me laugh out loud. Congratulations. If I thought you meant it to, I'd give you a ten.

Me too!! Aint life grand

Gadzooks. The badness. It's almost palpable.

Actually, my father was a satanist postal worker. Shin is no socialist. I disapprove of guns. I really don't want to waste my time on you in short, your work is dull, you are a foolish old man and I don't really give a shit about your dead-mommy rambles. As usual, you prove yourself an idiot much better than I can. Tell me, darling, just one thing; did you ever make your late, lamented mommy cry?

Wow! You crept under covers! That's so exciting! And energetic! And in need of an exclamation mark! Really!

i say once you hit 30, you're too old to drink that shit and should move on to scotch. sounds like your stomach's telling you the same thing. nice. 8

'Your arms wrap around my FIGURE'? Even by the standards of pimple poetry, that's bad.

If you must write a bad limerick, could you at least make the second line fit the rhythm?

What is this, white man's Ebonics? yo, yo, yo, a shout out to da peeps on da south side. we be chillin', ya be illin'. this is a stick up. and i da serious, don't pay no mind to my tough man low brow "I really want to be a hardcore Compton crypt" English accent. I'm cool. I'm white. I live in suburbia. I listen to Nelly. I'm down with the homies in East St. Louie. Go Rams!

When drums are rolling, they have no beat. It's a single wave of sound.

This is terrible. Limonade, you're far too kind some times. Hmm, is 'truelly' there for 'truly' or for 'cruelly', I wonder.

katie, in those same lines, you have two more "where"s to change to "were"s.

I know it's ridiculous to hope for an explanation, but why the capital letters and quotation marks for the last word? Is your heart not real? Is it standing in for something else? Actually, you could go somewhere with the quotation marks around 'heart'. Though I find the rest a bit hopeless. Ah well. I'm just a bastard at heart, I guess.

impressive.

You're 'stock on earth'? Yum. Are you better with noodles or with rice?

I got inside a friend's Mini Cooper S, recently; no head room. The 'wickywackywa' is intrigueing; Knights of Ni, anyone?

I mean the poem has one.

at least the last stanza is honest (sort of).