i feel like you took me with you, and i like the promise at the end.

did you vote for yourself? this is more the cast list for a fantasy book than a poem. write the book and resubmit, because they don't sound half bad.

say hi to jesus for me, would you? and don't forget to prauy for me!! thanks!!

Dear Nicholas Jones: I really like your piece! I think that you very well summed up some of my own thoughts. Keep up the good work! Doug

wing-d is right! this a is serious flutter trap of goodwill! but a bronze is as high as i can go, captain.

and another shit poem (I know, you'll claim it isn't). someone needs to wipe and flush and be done with it.

i think i love this. especially the title! without "idiot" i might like it better. it already implies that.

in line two, shouldn't it be "glarse"? i actually laughed out loud at this idiotic piece of work, so it must be good for something. i'll bet Gay Angel was pissed!

I actually like this one better than the other. You personalize it a bit more so when you blab your foolishness it doesn't sound so trite. And you know how many times the media throws the "it is another Vietnam" lingo around? I think Russia has had one and is having yet another. And of course, the US, everything they do globally with bombs is considered another "hush word." Have you considered writing your leader and telling him to wipe Bush's poop off his nose. Because that is what I would do. But really are we not just mopping up the problems the brits caused in the first place. And oh, War is Hell.

Balth: 5/7/5 is an American translation of the haiku. See my complete diatribe in Doug's 9/11, which is not a haiku. But this is, and a pretty good one at that. You seem angry. do you have your flag out. Have you tried writing your congressperson? I wrote 736 letters to various political figures last year and am at 614 so far this year. Most asking for interviews and such, but now they all want money from me. Hmmm. Maybe we should bomb them.

so, then, i'm sure that's a response you are well used to. maybe not planes for you nicholas, but imperialism does leave a nasty taste in one's mouth, doesn't it? i love it when the pot calls the kettle black.

tsk tsk. dammit man, all the places you've been, and you don't think twice about it? oh, yeah, and you should have put this under bachus, since old women tend not to have penises. hope it doesn't rot off...luv, z

look up! look up! look up! although, there is a microcosm in the ground as well. (but i do not think that that discovery is what your heart longs for here) also, what is 'dps'?

in bowling and boomerang, the trust that the object cast away will return is implicit to the game. what jaded game are you at, skask?

Amen. Excellent. Folk-art at it's very best. May I print and share?

will you glow in the dark afterwards, or is all the magic gone out of them>? is it tomato soup? i do love tomato soup.

next time try robitussen and sominex, and lay off the keyboard. it is not your friend. oh, and, drugs are bad, mmmkay?

oh yeah. just right. nice.

gold star for you wingy-d

oh and by the what an great poem. kphumpt