Big Doilie, you know you love cartland. She is the Brits' best selling author. Come on admit it. You eat your prunes and pudding while reading it and you have read all 60 thousand of her books. Come on. Fess up, ye.

A fastidious bunch did hunch for lunch, but hah...how the back broke with patience, here is my offal. choke. 6/10. predictable from the first word. quick and resolves. titilate? it doesn't.

Really good definition of poetry today, -=Dark_Angel=-. Having dealt with the atrocity that is joe blades, I agree with you with the full force of several internal organs that vagueness and line breaks do not a genius poet make.

"The Red" Fiblet (haiku) by chok-denegroes............../What's this ? No more beard!/Gandalf, naked and scorched red!/Sound the elf alarm!/BONG! "Wont you just die ? /Soon! For the love of troll cock!/Gandalf, is a waste./ Yayyee! Gandalf is red!/Sauron's shaft throbs with delight!/ Iron maiden blasts loud!/u

Screw Faith!

Again, case in point, if I am so far beneath you, which is probably true since I don't speak Emotion as a second language (LOL, that will always crack me up) then maybe that is a good thing because I work my serious poems to death. Therefore, they are good, and this poem above, although it has a nice first line, as I mentioned in the deleted comment, turns into "simplistic" drivel. The sentiment is nice, but the images do not capture any sort of "emotion" as you hope to convey. It is lost in relatively "simplistic" imagery that most of us who are well read have heard or seen a thousand times before. I also suggested that with a bit of "labor" you might salvage the poem. Make it better and more readable to just you and you husband. So, in conclusion, I saw nothing out of place in the comment that would cause you to use an emotive phrase like "sooooooooo beneath me." I was just trying to help you become a better writer. Anyone can say they are an artist. However, it is best to back it up. And in language, you have not done that. I have.

yeah we read the serious stuff round here mister, don't you come here, with ye, with ye, crapy words. Unless you've read cartland, collins, cooper or gaskell kindly refrain. You can come back when you have familiarised yourself with the power they embody. Good day to you sir and more power to yer eyes.

This could definitely be tightened. Drop some of the articles, let the real rhythm out, and change the passive to active. Make it happen as we read it. "Outside, wind blows cold, whipping faces and making knuckles ache. Dark hangs like a heavy blanket over our town." And so on. I still cannot figure out if I like the rest of the poem, but I am trying.

I HAVE NOT CAPTURE FARTHER CHRISTMAS. BASTARD. I only borrowed him for a while whilst kenith was away on holiday. Don't utter such falseitites again, or i shall be forced to send you down sulphur mine, with the elves and cherubime, and you know how nasty the cherubime can be at this time of year.

Though I could take the easy way out and say that I was indeed listening to that fine piece of album, I must instead face grave reprehension by admitting that I was in fact listening to Golden Years on the "A Knight's Tale" soundtrack. What a fine film. I bet Aragorn would have beaten Adamar right away; and with class to spare.

Are you blind sir, i have just writ that i read cartland, as do we all. There is no place for those who don not study here. And as to my name, to you sir i think i am rather much more an Odyle. And as has been noted earlier i am putian. Love D

Jo 90 i belive you must be from cornland yourself. Only a westcountry bumpcin and creater of crap-sircls (please note use of authentic phonetics)could possible make cornish rhyme with varnish

my head has been known to be a realm of false realities and often a bit scattered, so when i come across something that i will not remember the words to, only the photos i've made for it, i must say it was an honor viewing your mental movie.

Christof--Broad Majestic 12. or MJ-12, was/is an organization used to monitor the agencies that monitor. i.e. CIA, FBI,NSA,DIA and other secret covert intelligence agencies. Originally assembled by the military to study the Rosewell/Magdalena UFO crash recovery. It is an ultra top secret research and development intellegence operation inside the National Security Counsel. Within this group is a group called the Jason Society. The top twelve men in this group are known as the Majestic 12. Who ever the director of the CIA is is appointed the title of J-1 and becomes the director of this group. Anyway there all kinds of conspiracies and cross conspiracies regarding this group. They make sure the peasants are only given the info they deam as "safe". There is some discussion that they are behind the illicit drug trade in America to create funds for their projects, and to weed out(no pun intended) "the weak individuals in our society" Anyway since I posted their name on this site no doubt we are all being monitored. If you believe in this stuff. I read "Chariots of the Gods" when I was 11yrs. old and between that and my parents taking me to see the planet of the Apes I never fully recovered. Do you believe?

i'm in retrograde this week sorry bugger...here allow me to readjust my tits ahhhhhhhhhh......i meant the opposite magnified scrotismaly to the 3rd power.....vulnerably titilating wishy-washy woeful "let's all have fun with it artistic withdrawl"? the title should be "my caret" at least you would have that going for you from the gate before you get all fancy smancy with your "having fun style" wait that buggering was 22 years ago ....no cock phantom carouses for that long i hope... i pray....he must of left a carbuncle, or two....should we worry..laser surgery...strait walk no limp....get the gimp!

So how do kids get grounded these days?

If Enya had been around when Tolkien wrote 'The Fellowship', I'm sure he'd have mentioned the Enya.

horus8 - "titilate? it doesn't." Titilate? it wasn't supposed it. [so I guess in some aspect, I succeeded}

poetandknowit [questionable at best] I replied to your comments and inadvertantly hit the "X" in the process. Good thing really - I lowered myself to your level - which is soooooooo far beneath me. I apologize for all the things I said!

Wow! This is simple and to the point. Hell, I'll be your bitch. Do you speak Emotion instead of English also?