There's a bunch of guys jerkin' off - hello!!!!

You have a very fine point sir!

Alone in my spiral, as natural for me as the coil of a seashell, as right as a falcon’s dive. (See above)

Smoking is cool because you think it is cool. That's an opinion about how it looks or feels.

You have come back for another look at one of similar facial dimensions.

I propose we discuss whether or not smoking is cool. I think it obviously is cool, because nobody likes their first few cigarettes. The only thing that makes them push through this barrier is the fact that they look cool. That, and the promise of nicotine delights on the horizon.

My face is plastered with the Golden Ratio. If you measure the distance from my chin to my eyes, and divide that by the distance between my pupils, you get phi. If it weren't for my wheelchair, and the colossal kidney dialysis machine I've got lashed to my bladder, I'd be beautiful.

Nice try, but of course you know that is not even close to what I was saying. If you want to discuss something, why do you insist on changing it first? If you want to discuss a new topic, why don't you propose a new topic?

I haven’t seen it, but solitude isn’t bad at all.

Apologies . . .